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Chicks (pg. 3)
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
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[*]Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it." Sometimes he can, sometimes he can't. Sometimes, the car ends up on the side of the road, hood up and smoke pouring out of the engine. He's sitting on the curb all alone, "I guess I didn't realize how many miles I was racking up."
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| Spike |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
and as my grand finale...
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haha awesome!! |
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| trewqy |
| You women outnumber us in this world. We're spoilt for choice. Why on earth would we wanna settle down when we know theres a better chick out there yet to be tapped? |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by trewqy
You women outnumber us in this world. |
That's not true. Men actually outnumber women until you reach the age of 60 or so (since men typically die sooner). See this document:
http://www.census.gov/ipc/prod/wp02/wp-02004.pdf |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
What is up with them, seriously? I mean some are crazy.
And by some, I mean most.
And by most, I mean ALL! :rolleyes: |
By chicks, do you mean chickens?
And by chickens, do you mean flightless birds that taste delicious when flavored with a secret recipe?:rolleyes: |
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| Frenchie |
| lol chicken heads. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| i'm not crazy, my quack told me so the other day. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spacey Orange
it's not you, it's me! |
/classic seinfeld |
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| Zoso |
Best chicks evar?
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| Meat187 |
Best chicken ever:
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Meat187
Best chicken ever:
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LARGE TALONS! |
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