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First orgasm (pg. 4)
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| echosystm |
| quote: | Originally posted by JD8180
so i basically told my mom when i started masturbating :( |
i'm sorry dude... but seriously...
ROFL :haha: |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Mine was around age 12 or 13. I didn't have a clear idea of what the "result" of masturbation would be, so I was a bit confused when it finally happened. |
Yup.
Touching my junk felt good, but I didn't realise that there was an end result. Surprised to say the least. |
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| blacknoizybox |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Mine was around age 12 or 13. I didn't have a clear idea of what the "result" of masturbation would be, so I was a bit confused when it finally happened. |
same |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
Wow, lots of "same here" and "me too" in this thread. Good to know I wasn't the only guy blundering around in ignorance about his own sexual functions.
:p |
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| blacknoizybox |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
Wow, lots of "same here" and "me too" in this thread. Good to know I wasn't the only guy blundering around in ignorance about his own sexual functions.
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same:D |
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| Taranis |
I just remember being really turned on for some reason while lying in bed trying to get to sleep one night, probably fantasizing about girls, so I started playing with myself, it felt good, so I kept playing with myself, then suddenly out of nowhere I came, was like 'wtf, that was fun' for a couple seconds, then 'ohhhh, so that's what they were talking about in sex ed.'
I was 12 or so. |
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| Magadansky |
lol, nice thread.
Here is mine:
I was 14 and was at home alone. I had some sort of a magazine with naked girls in it and I was "reading" it a lot when I was alone. It wasn't the first time I had an erection but for some reason this time I was VERY aroused. So I decided that I should remove my pants since it was really hurting me. And so I was standing half naked with an erection watching naked girls. Then I touched my penis, dunno why, then I grabbed it and felt quite good. I also didn't know what was the ending result but it was feeling good so I continued. Then after maybe 1 minute or so I felt something like a urge to pee (that's what I was thinking it was). I went to the toilet and was waiting to pee but nothing. Then I started to shake my penis, grabbing it again and so on, when VOILA. All over the toilet there was white substance. :haha: I felt so confused.
Such a lol moment when I remind myself about it. :haha: :haha: |
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| THE_Chris |
| quote: | Originally posted by echosystm
One day I just got really pissed off and went for a furious wank. |
This is what we call Madsturbation :D
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| Cloudburst |
| Seriously, wanking must be hardwired in our genes if we start touching our pen0r because "it feels right", but we have no idea why. |
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| blacknoizybox |
suprising that this thread is still not topped and sprayed over with classical "c0r whore" liquid ..
...in such a thread :wtf: |
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| tubularbills |
| 5th or 6th grade. i had one of those flip n' s. and one day i sat on it and thought, "this feels really good". so i wanted to see how it felt....on 'other' parts of the body. yeah. it felt good all right. LOL |
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| Beat Blog |
I read this awesome book the other day called Don't Tell Mum I Work On An Oil Rig, She Thinks I Play Piano In A Whorehouse.
It's a collection of short stories from an oil rig worker; he tells this one about being in the jungles of Borneo or somewhere and they managed to "adopt" this little spider monkey as a pet, and it would eat and watch TV and basically do everything with them.He claims that it used to get into their porn stash and they'd catch it 3-4 times a day on the lounge room couch, this little monkey, wanking furiously away. The mental image is hilarious... |
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