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| goodgreef |
way too funny. I would love to see what they wrote to ya!
his 2nd response seemed very "bot" and fake..the rest are a little bit better directed at your actual questions. Still funny |
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| Marcus007 |
Wrote this to the banker dude:
Please do not attach the file. Post the agreement IN the e-mail.
Looking forward to reading it!
Cheers,
Max
And this to the other dude:
So what do I do now?
More tomorrow! |
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| zeKsg |
That was a damn funny prank, I would pay to see the look on that sleezy probably asian kid's face.... |
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| Marcus007 |
The lawyer responded to me with this:
From: Galen Pederson {Esq.}
Galen and & Associate, St Mary
Court Regents park Road Finch Ely, London
N3 1BQ, United Kingdom
Do: 122579 Finch Ely {Church End}
Tel: +44 70 111 50 693
Fax: + 44 8704715178
AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT is date this day 17th of JANUARY 2008 between Mr.Mokovo Sergie [HERE IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE INVESTOR] and Mr. Max Gearey, [HERE IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE FUNDS MANAGER]
ACCORDINGLY to the relevant laws, and for this content and if the content so admit is lawful heirs, and successors-in-title on one hand
IT IS HEREBY AGREED AS FOLLOWS
(A) THAT the Investor has agreed to invest the sum of $42 million US dollars in CANADA
(B) THAT 35% of the $45 million US dollars shall be retained by THE FUNDS MANAGER as entitlement for his noble role as his assistance as the beneficiary of the fund.
(C) THAT both the investor and THE FUNDS MANAGER in this transaction have to abide with the procedures themselves and under no circumstance involve another party.
(D) THAT this payment is final and irrevocable unless on the mutual variation of both parties.
(E) THAT THE FUNDS MANAGER has no right whatsoever to deal with the funds unless authorized by THE INVESTOR except his 35% of $42 million dollars being his share for assistance in the transaction.
(F) NOT to do anything or perform act capable of leading to dispute or litigation in the process of this transaction
(G) THAT each party shall use best efforts and full allegiance to each other to ensure smooth conclusion of the transaction
(H) THAT if either party observes any atom of mistrust or breach of this contract each reserves the right to discontinue the transaction upon written notice to the other party.
(I) THAT 65% will be for THE INVESTOR to use at his sole discretion by written instructions to THE FUNDS MANAGER.
(J)THAT any expenses made by both parties in the transaction will deducted from the $42 million dollars before the actual sharing and Investment by both parties.
(H) THAT the paragraphs (A-J) represent the full agreement between the parties and fully represent lawful acts of both parties without duress or prejudice and can be amended if both parties agree. The ICC rulesofnon circumvention and non disclosure shall apply to this transaction.
IN THE WITNESS WHERE OF THE RESPECTIVES PARTIES CAUSE THEIR RESPECTIVE HANDS AND SEAL THIS DAY, THE 17TH OF January 2008.
MR. MOKOVO SERGIE MR. MAX GEAREY
INVESTOR MANAGER
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SIGN SIGN
Two minutes later, my good friend Sergei wrote this:
My Lawyer told me he has sent the Agreement to you. I will like to know from wether you aspect the Terms of the Investment and of which my Lawyer will tell me wether you have signed it or not. As soon as You sign the agreement and my lawyer confirms that, then i have to direct my secuirty company to make the Transfer to you for Immediate Investment as been planned.
Regards,
Mr. S. Mokov
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
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| Marcus007 |
| so what do i do now guys? |
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| 84th Ave. |
| lol this story is funny |
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| Shara |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
so what do i do now guys? |
Put a fake signature on it and see what happens next?
I'd like to see it get to the point of him asking you for $$ :wtf: ...so far it doesn't sound like that yet....
The question is; why does he think you wouldn't wonder why someone would throw money at a stranger?
What idiots. But I guess the idiots are everywhere because like this has worked before...dumb Americans! |
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| Marcus007 |
Lawyer gets this one:
"I have faxed a copy of this to your law office. I agree with said terms.
Regards,
Max"
I know it's a bogus fax number so he has no choice but to accept it.
Sergei gets this one:
"I agree with the proposal. How does this work with our bank accounts?
Max" |
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| Shara |
Wow that was a great read...p-p-p-powerbook! |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus007
The lawyer responded to me with this:
From: Galen Pederson {Esq.}
Galen and & Associate, St Mary
Court Regents park Road Finch Ely, London
N3 1BQ, United Kingdom
Do: 122579 Finch Ely {Church End}
Tel: +44 70 111 50 693
Fax: + 44 8704715178
AGREEMENT
THIS AGREEMENT is date this day 17th of JANUARY 2008 between Mr.Mokovo Sergie [HERE IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE INVESTOR] and Mr. Max Gearey, [HERE IN AFTER REFERRED TO AS THE FUNDS MANAGER]
ACCORDINGLY to the relevant laws, and for this content and if the content so admit is lawful heirs, and successors-in-title on one hand
IT IS HEREBY AGREED AS FOLLOWS
(A) THAT the Investor has agreed to invest the sum of $42 million US dollars in CANADA
(B) THAT 35% of the $45 million US dollars shall be retained by THE FUNDS MANAGER as entitlement for his noble role as his assistance as the beneficiary of the fund.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL |
I love how the ing amount changes from one line to another, like way to be buddy. |
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