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| bas |
| Can you please keep the lame TOTA in TOTA? Thanks. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| ..and give me credit for your user name too while you're at it.:gsmile: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Can you please keep the lame TOTA in TOTA? Thanks. |
That it is useful information. Please post in the correct thread. :o |
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| DeadBeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Can you please keep the lame TOTA in TOTA? Thanks. |
by that standard, what r u doing here? |
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| DeadBeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
That it is useful information. Please post in the correct thread. :o |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
~US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
~The “57″ on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
~The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
~All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately).
~A “2 by 4″ is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
~Camel’s have three eyelids.
~Most lipstick contains fish scales.
~There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
~The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen’s “Born in the USA”.
~Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald’s. lol Fat Bastards
~There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
~The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
~People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
~Pearls melt in vinegar.
~Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
~There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today. |
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| thesauce23 |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
~Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
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woah wtf? |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by DeadBeat
by that standard, what r u doing here? |
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| UmmiE |
Things that make you go, hmmmmm...
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin
him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so
popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what
does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called
a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not
called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy
opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety
one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is
the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use - tooth picks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning.
19. Last night I played a blank tape at full
blast. The mime next door went bonkers.
20. Ever wonder about those people who spend
£2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards:
NAIVE
21. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming
pool?
22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are
known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are
known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?
23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one person actually ENJOYS it? |
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| DeadBeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
Things that make you go, hmmmmm...
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin
him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it
disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so
popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money
called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what
does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called
a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not
called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy
opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite
things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety
one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence
in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is
the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen
defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners
depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their
babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use - tooth picks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in
the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you
learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when
their team is winning.
19. Last night I played a blank tape at full
blast. The mime next door went bonkers.
20. Ever wonder about those people who spend
£2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards:
NAIVE
21. Isn't making a smoking section in a
restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming
pool?
22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are
known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are
known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee
Titans?
23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea,
does that mean that one person actually ENJOYS it? |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY
~People say “bless you” when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond. |
no. absolutely incorrect.
my favorite thing to do in these threads is find the facts that are just wrong. cause there are always a bunch :p |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by DeadBeat
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