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| Paulr |
Don't you just love Craigslist
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New up and coming Super-Villan seeks 10 young go-getters to fill Henchman posistions.
Do you hate mankind? do you wish to see the world go up in a cloud of smoke? Do want to make the world pay? Do you enjoy an active life style? if you answered yes to one or more of these questions you are a perfect candidate to be a henchman.
Qualifications:
Strength
The less Education the Better. (we'll train you)
Brute-force
No Fatties
Super Powers? (not necessary)
Evil Laugh (must be able to maintain for a length of time even when nothing is ha-ha funny)
Good Attitude towards women
No Fear of the one they call The Bat
No respect for authority...except mine.
Benefits:
Cool Costume
Dental and Medical coverage
Sweetass Nickname (eg Blaze or Doppler)
Fun work enviroment
Cool gagets (Death-ray & hooking device)
If interested contact The Hornswoggler (name is open to change suggestions. Also i am looking for a competent number 2. If you feel you would excel at the chance specify in your email.
Location: Montreal
Compensation: a large piece of land once the world is mine...and your life
This is an internship job
OK to highlight this job opening for persons with disabilities
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
PostingID: 548113876
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| goodgreef |
BAHAHA... sounds like victoria every day with its hippies and tree huggers.
lol craigslist is good times.
I put my car up for sale recently, and had a guy email me asking if he can pay 2000 cash (im asking 4K). I was like "i said best offer, not best lowball, you" |
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