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Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris, and a Terminator walk into a cemetary...
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| SuspicionVandit |
just finished watching The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (:))
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JWeoOYKT2qs
So Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris and a Terminator walk into a cemetary for a mexican standoff. Who wins?
Eastwood only has a single revolver with 6 bullets and probably enough accuracy to take out the Terminator's CPU in 1 shot.
Chuck Norris has Evasion Level 14 and Intermediate Ninja Cloaking. He has a good chance of evading Clint's shots and does not show up on the Terminator's radar scanning. He is not equipped with any firearm and only skilled in Hand to Hand Combat
Terminator has Superior Armor and a Minigun with infinite ammo. His accuracy is very low.
There is no rain and no wind. The temperature is 101(f)
who wins? |
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| iammesol |
| Chuck Norris duh |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| Who is playing this particular Terminator? 1980s Arnold wins, no contest. But like, if it's that girl Terminator or even Governator-era Arnold playing it...ehhhhh. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| it would have to be 1989 Arnold. I doubt the current Arnold would be able to perform well in a 101 degree climate |
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| The_G0dfather |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
Chuck Norris duh |
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| d-miurge |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
Chuck Norris duh |
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| EvilTree |
this is the dumbest question ever.
Chuck Norris > God |
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| leph555 |
| i will own all of these bitches |
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| noikeee |
Probably the only western I like. Last time I saw it was a long time ago but it was top class.
Your little hypothetical mega-sci-fi scenario is boring and uninteresting though. |
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| Mmanu |
Is it a T-1, a T-101, a T-1000 or a TX ?
| quote: | | just finished watching The Good, The Bad and the Ugly (:)) |
watched it last week :) |
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| Audious |
Chuck Norris automatically loses due to being lame and about as funny as Bill Clinton jokes.
Ash would step in and rock faces. |
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| misterpink |
| Stuff magazine does this crap all the time...exactly why nobody buys that ty rag. |
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