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Clubdumps (pg. 5)
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by PurpleHaze
the worst is having burrito stain s that leave your burning like a volcano...it feels like liquid napalm seeping out of your ing ass for god's sake
then the burning/itchy feeling intensifies as you dance because the sweat in your ass crack multiplies the feeling
pretty much you can either:
1. drop an ice cube down your boxers
2. shove vaseline soaked TP in your ass crack
3. do a gorilla dance so that your legs are spread apart and your is exposed to some fresh air for a bit
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lol sketch!!! |
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| jchung52 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
When you feel your stomach rollin' and your colon's really swollen, diarrhea! |
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| UmmiE |
| I have and its only in those Do or Die Situations.....:o |
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| Spam |
| quote: | Originally posted by jsibilin
no, but i remember girls beside me going "eeewwww" |
LOL, wtf? Girls get stalls. Did they think you have X-Ray vision?
I think I had to do it once, I definitely hovered, but if you bend forward a bit it actually slides out easier than sitting down anyway. Bending forward releases some of the pressure on your colon or some (no pun intended) so it's easier to relax your sphincter and let it all out. |
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| The Wiz |
| You mean the nervous poo's.... |
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| Mr Rogers |
| quote: | | Originally posted by PurpleHaze
the worst is having burrito stain s that leave your burning like a volcano...it feels like liquid napalm seeping out of your ing ass for god's sake
then the burning/itchy feeling intensifies as you dance because the sweat in your ass crack multiplies the feeling
pretty much you can either:
1. drop an ice cube down your boxers
2. shove vaseline soaked TP in your ass crack
3. do a gorilla dance so that your legs are spread apart and your is exposed to some fresh air for a bit
:nervous: |
LMAO well said |
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| capo tutti di |
Its what my friends and I refer to as the "pre-guv duke"...we like to drop "dukes" before we go...if need be i recommend the gallery washroom before 12...it's a lifesaver...extra points for dropping a "duke" while the dj is playing royskopp - what else is there? dropping the "thin white duke" remix...
i recommend doing a standing at attention while dropping a "club duke" to avoid scabies, the clap, scarlet fever and so on...:clown: |
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| capo tutti di |
| quote: | Originally posted by PurpleHaze
the worst is having burrito stain s that leave your burning like a volcano...it feels like liquid napalm seeping out of your ing ass for god's sake
then the burning/itchy feeling intensifies as you dance because the sweat in your ass crack multiplies the feeling
pretty much you can either:
1. drop an ice cube down your boxers
2. shove vaseline soaked TP in your ass crack
3. do a gorilla dance so that your legs are spread apart and your is exposed to some fresh air for a bit
:nervous: |
and Never...Ever...Ever..EVER use a babywipe...Christ Almighty....!!! I have a "friend" who did this...rectum? damn near killed em'! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by capo tutti di
extra points for dropping a "duke" while the dj is playing royskopp - what else is there? dropping the "thin white duke" remix... |
LOL |
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| Jem_hadar |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Wiz
You mean the nervous poo's.... |
aww. i like how hilary tries to make it "cute" lol!!! :happy2: :haha: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| So I took the hugest crap ever at Footwork last Saturday. I had to flush twice, and I would have flushed a third time but I clogged the toilet. I felt bad about that so I gave the bathroom attendant a big tip. Poor woman. :( |
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