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| pkcRAISTLIN |
There was a young whore called jenny,
Who'd lick out your arse for a penny
Your hole would be clean
Coz she was super keen!
left? No, never, not any.
There was a smart arab named fay [raree]
Who built suicide bombs during the day
"I do not care who dies
I am sick of their lies!
The US and Israel are GAY!"
There is a dumb aussie called GQ
Who most think is terribly poo
His ideas are moronic,
His self-abuse verging on chronic,
About nothing does he have a clue.
now, your turn COR. |
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| iammesol |
I expected this to be retarded, but on the contrary... very well done. :D  |
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| Frenchie |
| I get one too, right? |
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| Fledz |
| Very good |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I get one too, right? |
A young fiend called 'tricia
Had a cvnt like a dangerous fissure
It was as long as was wide
Could fit a ladder inside
There was no way you could possibly miss 'er.
(yeah I know, but tricia is a hard word to rhyme!) |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| i don't know if i can compete with that. you are both clever and witty. |
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| Frenchie |
LOL!
Thanks, I think. |
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| mezzir |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
i don't know if i can compete with that. you are both clever and witty. |
same
also, do me! |
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| Esiotrat |
| I want one too! :gsmile: |
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| iammesol |
| I'll go ahead and apply while this thread is young. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
haha, thanks guys. but i dont really know anybody in the COR well enough to make a poem out of them.
it was easy with the others, coz theyre OBVIOUSLY arse lickers, pole smokers, morons or terrorists. |
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| Frenchie |
| 1UP for the pole smokers. |
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