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the almighty ****ed up/twisted/dark jokes thread (pg. 3)
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by cenik
Too far :whip: |
LOL thats why I did 25 on brown people which now cancels = 0 |
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| exstasie |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
LOL thats why I did 25 on brown people which now cancels = 0 |
It is a little to far..but its nothing we haven't heard before..
kk, here's a conversation that actually took place in High school haha
Jewish Guy: Oh my God, I'm so excited for Jewish Camp this summer!
Brown Guy: So..um...what do you guys do there anyway...Concentrate?
hahaha..they were friends and the brown guy was trying to be funny, so its all good. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by cenik
Too far :whip: |
*knock knock*
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Just kidding. We don't knock
:p |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zentac_75
Q: Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm?
A: Who cares?
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LOL !!!!! hahahahahaha |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by cenik
Too far :whip: |
hey, only rule in this thread is that theres no such thing as too far. the title tells it all, ed up or twisted or dark.
that being said :
- mom can i go out and play with my sister
- no
- but mom please
- NO
- but mom pleaspleaspleaseplease......
- well ok, but when you're done, bury her in the same place
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phone rings :
- hey mike its john, wanna go out for a beer
- nah man, not tonight, im sick
- whats up?? flu??
- no. im ing my sister
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Q. how do you make 4 years old girl cry twice in less than 5 minutes?
A. after you rape her wipe your bloody on her favourite teddy bear |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
A gay couple and a lesbian couple both live on the top floor of the same building. The building catches on fire. Who gets out first?
The fags, they already had their packed.
LOL |
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| Rodrico |
| Two gay guys are taking their morning exercise jog together when they both come across a mausoleum, the one gay guy looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna suck back a cold one?" |
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| Zentac_75 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Two gay guys are taking their morning exercise jog together when they both come across a mausoleum, the one gay guy looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna suck back a cold one?" |
I was falling asleep so it took a minute but BAHAHAHAHAHAH.......sigh BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Im off to bed now... bahahahah |
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| Owen M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zentac_75
I don't get it either...or maybe my family back home isn't attractive enough to validate the incest jokes lol |
lo...maybe thats just the reason why :P no where else to get that sweet sweet lovin'
Where's the dead babies jokes? no dead baby jokes? |
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| Rook |
Q: What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?.
A: Slap her. |
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| thesauce23 |
why are blacks good at basketball?
they are naturally skilled at running, shooting and stealing
p.s. seen? |
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| ChemEnhanced |
Whats yellow, green, and red and hangs in my back yard.
He's my N****R and I'll paint him what ever colours I want. |
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