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What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? (pg. 21)
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| zoogla |
Don't think I'll be seeing any action :(
I'll just buy a greeting card with a meaningful personal message and a single rose, I guess. |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
I'll just buy a greeting card with a meaningful personal message and a single rose, I guess. |
and then sit on your hand till it goes numb, masturbate with it cause it will feel like somebody else is doing it, whilst choking yourself????
cmooon, do it. we're all doing it.
p.s. special thanks to miss pie for her "choke yourself" idea. i missed out on so much fun |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
p.s. special thanks to miss pie for her "choke yourself" idea. i missed out on so much fun |
lol
someone has to create anti valentine's day thread on the 14th |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like . you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".
it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).
2 words : ANAL SEX !!!
hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your together and leave.
if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night.
next time : how to get some for mothers day !!
p.s. if a chick is like 20-21 and has kids, is she considered MILF?? im kinda confused about that. |
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| zoogla |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
"ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended) |
, I wish you intended that pun. It was funny!
lol :p |
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| Ania_xox |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like . you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".
it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).
2 words : ANAL SEX !!!
hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your together and leave.
if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night. |
If I ever see you at a bar I'm going to slip you a rufie and judo chop you into the floor
... I am woman... hear me roar... :toocool:
hahahahahaha |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
that, i LOVE valentine's. sooo many sad, broken bitches at the bars drinking beer and thinking "oooh, why am i all alone on this day", feeling like . you just sit there and make sure to catch her eye, smile, nod your head and ask if you can sit next to her. say something corny like "its awfull to be alone tonight eh?? i know, i've been alone on valentines for the past 7 years" and then offer to buy her drink. yap your mouth and offer her another one. after a while you will hear " i feel great, i think destiny brought us together tonight".
it aint destiny bitch, you feel great cause i got you drunk (or slipped little something something in your beer while you werent looking). offer yourself to take her home and DO NOT, i repeat DO NOT try to be a gentleman with "ill come inside only if you REALLY want me to come inside" (no pun intended).
2 words : ANAL SEX !!!
hold her in your arms afterwards and again say something corny like " i cant believe this is happening to me, im so happy" or whatever. also tell her "go to sleep, ill let myself out" and when she's asleep make yourself a sandwich and "borrow" like 60$ from her purse, get your together and leave.
if you're really good you can pull this off like 3-4 times that night.
next time : how to get some for mothers day !!
p.s. if a chick is like 20-21 and has kids, is she considered MILF?? im kinda confused about that. |
LOL |
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
.... and judo chop you into the floor
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you know that judo chop is the new expression for a hand job??? are you hitting on me??? cause i'd let you judo chop me anytime, day or night !
BUUUUURN lol
you're funny, i like you.
and thats it???? pffft |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier Moriarty
and thats it???? pffft |
What? I can't be "on" all the time...plus I'm sick!
*kicks you in the crotch*
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| Xavier Moriarty |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
What? I can't be "on" all the time...plus I'm sick!
*kicks you in the crotch*
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no crotch now, its so cold everything went back inside. my junk (penis and all 3 balls) is an innie lol.
got flu too? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Nah just a cold. I get a flu shot every year. This is actually the first time I've been sick in ages. |
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