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Cold weather and shrinkage (pg. 3)
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by jsibilin
ania,, can you show me your ballz ???
i bet their nice a ripe and succulent! |
Lack of sex and the cold weather makes some pretty blue balls! |
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| jsibilin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Surreal JRS
Lack of sex and the cold weather makes some pretty blue balls! |
for the record,,, i like to you hot packs,, unseal them shake em.. and throw em down there! |
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by jsibilin
for the record,,, i like to you hot packs,, unseal them shake em.. and throw em down there! |
Oh Baby!
BTW... Swallow, or it's going in your eyes! :p |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. DAS
I did that for the first time this year last week. It felt great.
My penismanship needs work, though. |
LMAO
whata thread :D |
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
LMAO
whata thread :D |
Men peeing in nature is a beautiful thing. Women peeing in nature is like a freaking jackhammer excavating the land. |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Surreal JRS
Men peeing in nature is a beautiful thing. Women peeing in nature is like a freaking jackhammer excavating the land. |
lol jackhammer...peing outside is just uncomfortable for me..period...and the times i had to go i constantly felt paranoid that someone's gonna walk up and see me |
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| jsibilin |
my fav thing to do to someone when their drunk is when their peeing outside,(drunk), push them over and watch them pee on themselves!!!
this however can turn ugly when the person you are going to push over realizes what ur about to do and inturn pess on u!! |
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
jackhammer... and the times i had to go i constantly felt paranoid that someone's gonna walk up and see me |
We don't see you, we hear the ground shake underneath us! |
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| afterhrsgurl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Surreal JRS
We don't see you, we hear the ground shake underneath us! |
lol oh yeah! it's hard to get going at first (bc you're too concious..well at least i am) but once you release the flow..it's pretty hardcore...you can feel it a mile away hahahaha |
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| Silky Johnson |
Cold weather = hard nipples.
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| Surreal JRS |
| quote: | Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
lol oh yeah! it's hard to get going at first (bc you're too concious..well at least i am) but once you release the flow..it's pretty hardcore...you can feel it a mile away hahahaha |
You need a female urination apparatus!
Title: Women's urine conducting apparatus
Document Type and Number:
United States Patent 4771484
Link to this page:
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4771484.html
Abstract:
Apparatus for aiding a women while urinating in a standing position that includes a container having a rigid inner cup surrounded by a soft protective blanket. The blanket has a radially extended lip that is designed to contact the user's body to form a comfortable protection seal thereagainst. A liner made of water soluable gelatine is removably positioned in the container which consists of a collector for receiving urine and a tube extending from the lower part of the collector. The tube passes out of the container and is provided with sufficient length so that discharge urine can be directed away from the user's clothing.
http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4771484.html |
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