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The Air Poo
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leph555


The Air Poo is everything Apple could stuff into a toilet, minus OS X. The multi-touch flushpad intuitively uses one finger swipe to send no. 1 down the pipes and two fingers for no. 2, which its built-in iPod dock and surround sound masks with "crystal clear highs and bowel-shaking lows."












There's a dock for the "greatest laptop available" for potty-surfing, and of course, a heated toilet seat to keep your bum toasty for as long as your MacBook Air battery lasts. It's rumored that the next firmware update will bring cushioned ass-wiping with faux GPS for incredibly accurate strokes to the feature list, for only $20.

http://airpoo.com/

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pkcRAISTLIN
but can you and piss in other toilets once youve the air poo, or will it force you to hold it in until a legitimate air poo is available for use?
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zoogla
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
but can you and piss in other toilets once youve the air poo, or will it force you to hold it in until a legitimate air poo is available for use?

That's what the "hold" switch is for. duh! :rolleyes:
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