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Worst V-day EVER (pg. 7)
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
sometimes I wish I was asexual. Until I see boobies, then I'm happy I'm not. |
fixed, imo |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
sometimes I wish I was gay. Until I see boobies, then I'm happy I'm not. |
emo day was yesterday, fahad |
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| Zewad |
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
what the hell. you were taking a bath together with your dog? as in, you are nekkid too?
LOOOOOOOL |
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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
what the hell. you were taking a bath together with your dog? as in, you are nekkid too?
LOOOOOOOL |
it sounded like a good idea at the time.. kill two birds with one stone... but with the results of todays encounter, not such a good idea anymore..
BTW my dog is a boston terrier.. only 25lbs |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by body125z
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:conf:
We're serious, this is no laughing matter. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
Oww oww oww oww oww ooowwwwwwww. :nervous: |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Oww oww oww oww oww ooowwwwwwww. :nervous: |
+1
That does not play. Worst pain ever. I think it's like that so your body is telling you OF ALL PLACES YOU DO NOT YOURSELF THERE MISTER! |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
I am truly sorry for your pain, but that is some of the funniest shiat I've read all day! :haha: Get well soon! |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
oh brent. your first mistake was taking a shower/bath with your dog. even if it is just a rat dog. (my sister just got a boston a week or so ago) |
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| UWM |
| I probably had one of the most dichotomous Valentine's Days ever. |
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| Meat187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zewad
didnt happen on valentines day but earlier today..
my dog was dirty so i was going to give her a bath... earlier my GF had my dog's nails clipped and they were a bit sharp from not being filed down yet...
so anyways back to the dog bath... i needed one too so my dog and i hopped in the shower... scrubbing away and i kneel down to scrub her belly and she steps on my scrotum and cuts it in two places.. i keel over in pain and yell to my GF to take the dog... i bled quite a bit and now have two long slices across my scrotum... no stiches thank god, but still... its quite scary when anything is messed with that area..
bummer... |
:wtf:
Something like that was just bound to happen. Think about it, was does a dog do when you wiggle a sausage in front of it's face? Considering that I'd say it could have ended much worse for you. |
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