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Chicks at the bar (pg. 2)
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| Silky Johnson |
*there there, there there*
Hey think of it this way: at least she didn't have to find out about your embarrassingly small penis. |
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| iclone |
| thou art gameless. |
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| Fibonacci |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
*there there, there there*
Hey think of it this way: at least she didn't have to find out about your embarrassingly small penis. |
No, thats what I WANTED her to find out! At least I'd be getting some tail tonight were that the case! |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by >_>
Dear diary,
At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in . I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your , and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the of more than 100 men, and a few women too. |
:wtf: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
No, thats what I WANTED her to find out! At least I'd be getting some tail tonight were that the case! |
Well how about you post some pics of your penis and we'll all laugh at it. Just as good as a date, imo. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
*there there, there there*
Hey think of it this way: at least she didn't have to find out about your embarrassingly small penis. |
you really know how to break a guy's spirit, jenny:tongue3 |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I bet that makes you horny, doesn't it, Yohan? |
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| Fibonacci |
| listen just because i am hung like an infant doesnt mean i can't rock a girls world |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I bet that makes you horny, doesn't it, Yohan? |
nah. more like mildly amused.
now videos you beating the out of boys... BOING! :D
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
listen just because i am hung like an infant doesnt mean i can't rock a girls world |
jenny is going to laugh at yo |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
listen just because i am hung like an infant doesnt mean i can't rock a girls world |
YOU MEAN BOBBY'S GOT A BABY-DICK TOO??!! |
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| tubularbills |
lol, "picking" up chicks @ a bar usually only leads to one of two things. sex or herpies.
i keed |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fibonacci
listen just because i am hung like an infant doesnt mean i can't rock a girls world |
Nigga Please.........sex dolls dont count.
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