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Funny as hell, hmm sounds like a good exercise plan
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| DisBejS |
It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research we are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.........12 Calories
Without her consent.....187 Calories
REMOVING HER BRA:
With both hands..........8 Calories
With one hand...........12 Calories
With your teeth.........85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection........ 6 Calories
Without an erection....315 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary..............12 Calories!
69 lying down...........78 Calories
69 standing up.........112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............216 Calories
Doggy Style............326 Calories
Italian chandelier.....912 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real...................112 Calories
False..................315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately............816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old.........36 Calories
30-39 years............ 80 Calories
40-49 years........... 124 Calories
50-59 years........... 972 Calories
60-69 years...........2916 Calories
70 and over.. Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................32 Calories
In a hurry............ 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door ............1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door...............3521 Calories
hahha
what da hell is an Italian chandelier????:rolleyes: |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| this was posted b4 but still good :toothless .......yeah got this on my hard drive but in a pic form.....love the dressing up afterwards |
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| dj_mdma |
| Some funny stuff there, liked the one about dressing up afterwards and the getting a second erection when u are over 70! LOL |
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| inatrance |
| someone posted this before! I know what an italian chandelier is cause I asked.. hmm I will get lovely in here, to expalin it ;) :D |
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| Dj_Andrew_K |
what da hell is an Italian chandelier?
what da hell is an Italian chandelier?
what da hell is an Italian chandelier?
:p
I wanna know :p
Oh... and "Please post a pic if you can" :p :p :p
I actually don't know what a "Wheelbarrow" also is :p |
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| Gucio |
| quote: | Orginally posed by inatrance
someone posted this before! I know what an italian chandelier is cause I asked.. hmm I will get lovely in here, to expalin it;) :D
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Yeah I remeber posting this in a picture format. I forgot though what was the italian chandelier was. |
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| Dj_Andrew_K |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gucio
Yeah I remeber posting this in a picture format. I forgot though what was the italian chandelier was. |
Picture format???
We must find it :p |
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