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American High School Stereotypes
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| Beat Blog |
...is the theme of a party I am attending on Thursday night.
Since am I not American, have never been to America, nor enjoy American pop culture, I will require some ideas.
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| kadomony |
| nerds/jocks is pretty standard |
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| KilldaDJ |
| call everyone dude and drink beer from cups |
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| Beat Blog |
Yah, besides the obvious.
It's dress-up too, so I have to wear a jock bomber jacket or something.
Was going to go as a machine-gun toting trench coat wearer, but one of my friends has already stolen the idea. |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by KilldaDJ
call everyone dude and drink beer from cups |
make sure they're red and have ridges.
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| SuspicionVandit |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
Yah, besides the obvious.
It's dress-up too, so I have to wear a jock bomber jacket or something.
Was going to go as a machine-gun toting trench coat wearer, but one of my friends has already stolen the idea. |
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| Sushipunk |
| You need to go as a cheerleader man :p |
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| Trance Nutter |
You could always break out a bit of this action
I got pretty burnt on the weekend at Clipsal but DAMN I'm not even as red as him. Who would look in the mirror and think "yes". |
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| Jake Benson |
Here's some current American high school stereotypes to consider dressing up as:
EMO
-dress up in black, with some shiny glam silver belt that's too big
-over gel your hair until it doesn't move and make sure it covers 25-50% of your face
- wear eye shadow
-smoke lots of cigarettes while standing with humped over with your shoulders stretched out in front of you, like you've never understood what posture was
-talk about sad everything
-wear some bracelets and put fake scars on your arms
GANGSTA
-wear baggy pants, and sag them (below the entire ass)
- wear baggier boxers so that they spill out under your shirt
-wear really long white t-shirts, like the ones mom's wear when they are very pregnant, or gangsters wear when they go out at night
-make sure the stickers and tags are on all your clothes, especially your hat. You can put more on as long as it makes people think you bought them at a really expensive store
-talk about bitches. And add the word "crunk" or "step up 2" at the end of every other sentence you speak.
FAG
-wear designer jeans with holes around places no one wants to see
-wear a tight shirt. Make sure it's a bright obnoxious color.
-talk about things no one wants to talk about, like American pop music, what you did at A&F today, shoes, and Hillary Clinton
-hang out only with the hottest cheerleaders and talk about boys and how they don't understand you because you are gay
STRANGE YET FRIENDLY SOCIALLY INEPT NEO HIPPY OUTCAST
-wear jeans, and a short dress on top of the jeans. Make sure they don't match
-put something in your hair to make people think you like trees, like a leaf or some branches, or a birds nest
-wear something from the 60s/70s that belonged to your mom as your shirt. It can't match your pants or dress-over-pants either
-talk about anything that's completely off the current topic, and keep talking even when people look at you uncomfortably like you need to leave. Remember, you have no idea no one likes you but you smile constantly because you just voted for Obama in hopes to end world hunger. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jake Benson
Here's some current American high school stereotypes to consider dressing up as:
EMO
-dress up in black, with some shiny glam silver belt that's too big
-over gel your hair until it doesn't move and make sure it covers 25-50% of your face
- wear eye shadow
-smoke lots of cigarettes while standing with humped over with your shoulders stretched out in front of you, like you've never understood what posture was
-talk about sad everything
-wear some bracelets and put fake scars on your arms
GANGSTA
-wear baggy pants, and sag them (below the entire ass)
- wear baggier boxers so that they spill out under your shirt
-wear really long white t-shirts, like the ones mom's wear when they are very pregnant, or gangsters wear when they go out at night
-make sure the stickers and tags are on all your clothes, especially your hat. You can put more on as long as it makes people think you bought them at a really expensive store
-talk about bitches. And add the word "crunk" or "step up 2" at the end of every other sentence you speak.
FAG
-wear designer jeans with holes around places no one wants to see
-wear a tight shirt. Make sure it's a bright obnoxious color.
-talk about things no one wants to talk about, like American pop music, what you did at A&F today, shoes, and Hillary Clinton
-hang out only with the hottest cheerleaders and talk about boys and how they don't understand you because you are gay
STRANGE YET FRIENDLY SOCIALLY INEPT NEO HIPPY OUTCAST
-wear jeans, and a short dress on top of the jeans. Make sure they don't match
-put something in your hair to make people think you like trees, like a leaf or some branches, or a birds nest
-wear something from the 60s/70s that belonged to your mom as your shirt. It can't match your pants or dress-over-pants either
-talk about anything that's completely off the current topic, and keep talking even when people look at you uncomfortably like you need to leave. Remember, you have no idea no one likes you but you smile constantly because you just voted for Obama in hopes to end world hunger. |
good post |
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| lacksesepsotygh |
| go CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG whenever anyone wants to have a drink |
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