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Yo Mama... (pg. 2)
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| DJ Eco |
| quote: | Originally posted by limin_li
Russell Peters for the win!!!! |
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| The Vza |
this won me the title of "Yo Momma" champion of Syracuse, on the radio and all that...
Yo Momma so short, she beat an oompa loompa in a limbo contest |
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| AY STAR |
your mother is such a slut she failed her road test 5 times cause she couldent get used to being in the front seat
your mother is so ugly in her high school year book she was voted
"most likely to masterbate" |
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| amdmaxx |
Yo mama so fat, when she steps on the weight scale, the scale says, one at the time please..
Yo mamo so fat, when she steps on the weight scale, the scale says.. To be continued.. |
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| ReenTeenTeen |
| quote: | Originally posted by AY STAR
your mother is so ugly in her high school year book she was voted
"most likely to masterbate"
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Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator. |
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| DJ Eco |
| quote: | Originally posted by AY STAR
your mother is such a slut she failed her road test 5 times cause she couldent get used to being in the front seat |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Vza
Yo Momma so short, she beat an oompa loompa in a limbo contest |
These two win it!!! :stongue: |
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| AY STAR |
| quote: | Originally posted by ReenTeenTeen
Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator. |
your mother is so ugly
as a kid her parents used to have to flip a coin at night to see which one had to tuck her in and kiss her goodnight |
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| Stassi |
| I just don't see why I'd be offended if you told me my moms is shorter than an Oompa Loompa. |
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| reddog4063 |
yo mamma's house is so small i stuck a key in the keyhole and killed the whole family.
yo momma's twat is so hairy the crabs drive around in dune buggies
yo momma's cookin is so bad the roaches went on welfare |
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| djquick83 |
Your mom is so cracked out that JP accidentally sniffed her up in the Sound Factory DJ booth.
:p :D |
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| The Vza |
i like that... crabs in dune buggies...
your mom gets her eaten so much she taped a salt and pepper shakers to her butt cheeks
your mom is such a filthy whore i said 'hi' to her and she ' my ass'
your mom got DVDA
your mom sucks so much dick she said it and now she just walks around on her knees
your mom is so dirty i got an STD from talking to her on the phone
your mom is dead. ha ha |
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| AY STAR |
your mother is the type of lady to go to an aids clinic just for the free apple juice
your mother is so old when she goes plays the slots in vegas
3 prunes come up
your mother is so old she was the waitress at the last supper
your mother is so old when she was in school there was no such subject as history
your mother is so fat when she was standing alone
a cop came over and told her to break it up
your mother is so ugly she used to have to trick or treat over the phone |
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