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Two Blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates struck up a conversation,
"How'd you die?" the first blonde asked the second.
"I froze to death," said the second.
"That's awful" said the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," said the second blonde. "You get
the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of
drift off, as ifyou're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"
she asked.
"I had a heart attack," said the first blonde. "You see I knew my
husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home
unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching
TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I
ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran
as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a
massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shook her head. "What a pity, if you had only
looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." |
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