| elFreak |
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ok
1.cut hair.
2.shave
3.buy clothes without megadeath or other silly written on it.
4.go outside once in awhile
5.brush your teeth lots (your grooming makes me know that you must have snatch breath and have thicker crust on your teeth than an apple pie)
do this and your chances of losing your virginity has increased 3% to 2%.
Its not that some chicks don't dig long hair, the kicker with this one is that you have to be handsome.Cut it.
edit:oh yeah, and ditch the chain on your wallet with the velcro. (dont ing lie you know i'm right) It hasn't been 1996 since 1996. |
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