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Funny and scarily insightful at the same time...
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| sandsideapache |
This is new to me , so if it's a repost - tough-titties..
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3. |
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| dj_alfi |
| cant come up with good response |
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| bananas |
| try smth along the lines "we all know these stereotypes" |
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| Ania_xox |
LOL
... is the only response from me
these stereotypes of verbal/gestual communication are BS lol
on par with misogyny in my opinion - if taken to the extreme (aka if it becomes a sort of doctrine that a man lives by in an attempt to understand his partner)
try dating honest women
not all wish to play mind games :) |
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| thesauce23 |
| wtf is up with this "i am woman, hear me roar" bull? |
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| Clovis |
| This is the type of Tom Lykis bull that is destroying America. |
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