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The genius of G. Bush Jr.
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Gucio
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer
has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are
to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



THE WIT & WISDOM OF GEORGE W. BUSH. All Quotes 100% Authentic:
"I think we can agree. The past is over"
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." [An alky's
Freudian slip for Exhilarating]
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "Laura & I
really don't realize how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics
who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." [said in support of his handlers'
legal efforts to shut down parody websites]
Damo
that's embarassing.
inatrance
quote:
Originally posted by Gucio
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy - but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having
it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer
has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are
to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush, Jr.

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in
this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George
Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.



THE WIT & WISDOM OF GEORGE W. BUSH. All Quotes 100% Authentic:
"I think we can agree. The past is over"
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then." [An alky's
Freudian slip for Exhilarating]
"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"Like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself."
"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" "Laura & I
really don't realize how bright our children is."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to
California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics
who have an emergency."
"There ought to be limits to freedom." [said in support of his handlers'
legal efforts to shut down parody websites]


some of these are definitley taken out of context, and although you may not see him as a smart man, he is a man under the spot light.. thats difficult

he has the greatest millitary and econimc advisers in the world, they are who really make the difference

-inatrance
Vivid Boy
either way hes still a war monger and an antichrist
Eugene
this is some funny !
Thanks a lot for posting this! hahahah :):):D
thewarpbrothers
hehe :haha: :haha: :happy2: :happy2:
oceanlab
BUSH ISNT THE ANTICHRIST, BUT HES FOR SURE ONE DUMB MOTHERFU**ER...THE DUDE DIDNT BRAKE 1100 HUNDRED ON HIS SAT...LOL...BUT SOMEHOW HE GOT INTO YALE AND IS NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...WHICH MEANS WE WILL ALL DIE IN A NUCLEAR WINTER :mad: OH WELL...AT LEAST THE VOTING MADE SENSE!!! ... WAIT

CLINTON ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renegade


For future reference.
dj dave b
"I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 -- for dyslexics who have an emergency."


LOL :eyespop: :eyespop: :wtf:
drizzt81
rotfl... bush is a wanker!

webmeister
I think some of these quotes are often attributed to former VP Dan Quayle .. didn't he also have a reputation for saying dumb ?
attacc
power corrupts.. :(

I'm no anarchist but I just wish that democracy worked better..

America always s it up anyway.. vietnam, enron, the cuban missile crisis, corea, nixon.. :rolleyes:

Don't flame me.. it's just my opinion :eyespop:
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