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19 Things You DON'T Say to a Cop
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| dOgMa55 |
You've probably heard most of these already, but their were a few i hadn't heard yet.
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
9. I pay your salary.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.
13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.
15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far they are ahead of me.
19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
| excuse me officer do you have a daughter? (if he replies yes then say)...oh, i thought your name sounded familiar. |
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| Positiva |
| LOL those are great! |
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| Evmac |
Kind of funny because a buddy of mine was just pulling out of the parking lot in his new 700 series BMW and got pulled over. He asked the cop what he is being pulled over for and the cop said that he thought the car was stolen. Anyways the guy kept busting the cops balls and finally the cop said listen whats your problem? Then the guy told the cop " I dont like taking orders from somebody with a college education!"
I thought it was funny anyways. |
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| Henkie_henk |
LoL LoL.. pretty funny
Reminds me off:
Me riding on my Scooter/motorised bike (dunno what to call it) Well you need a license for that. Ofcourse i was 2 lasy to try to get it. I was driving without it for a year. And i was in my final year. One day i had a math final.. And drove to school. Ooops police control.. DAMN! So he asked me to step off. I thought... MmmmM. NO.. and said sorry i have a math test.. And put my gass to the fullest.. LoL.. Suddenly 4 off the police losers pulled me over to the sidewalk.. i got a ticket of 60$ (ofcourse i wished him good luck in his pathetic little life) and i wasnt allowed to ride it anymore..untill i got my certificate... lol when i was around the corner... VroOOooM.. lol
I also once got chaced on that thing.. police were behind me.. i was speeding to the fullest with a buddy on my backseat.. Than the cops passed me, and made a quick turn.. They were coming towards us.. So we quicly made a right.. the cops made a right to.. i made a left into an alley.. and lost em!!
These were the exciting adventures of Henkie_henk |
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| dOgMa55 |
| lol, i wish i could see a movie of that. Ecaping the police on a motorized scooter...Now thats funny. |
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