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| RJT |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23595533/from/ET/
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NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
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“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.
“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”
He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.
“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”
The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.
Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.
“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.
She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.
Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.
Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.
The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. |
http://www.aol.com.au/news/story/Sh...1771/index.html
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Sheriff: Kansas woman sat on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years; didn't want to leave bathroom
Deputies say a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.
Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple says a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.
The sheriff says the woman's muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by "natural means."
Whipple says the woman at first refused ambulance service and "didn't want to leave." She's hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities.
Whipple says his office is considering a charge of mistreatment of a dependent adult.
Copyright 2008 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. |
:wtf:
How does that even happen? |
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| shapes |
| Copied from Digg. :wtf: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by shapes
Copied from Digg. :wtf: |
Your point being?
:conf:
And have we determined whose alt you are yet, or are you still runnin free? |
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| Frenchie |
LOL! WHAT???
and lol @ Sheriff Whipple. |
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| shapes |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Your point being?
:conf:
And have we determined whose alt you are yet, or are you still runnin free? |
What's an alt? |
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| kadomony |
i have a hard time believing that Whipple is really his name.
cause u know Mr. Whipple...don't squeeze the Charmin...etc |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by shapes
What's an alt? |
Yes, yes - I know you all have to play the "What's an Alt?" game, but no one really buys it.
I don't really care either way. |
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| ScuL |
| I read this on another site.. incredible hehe |
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| shapes |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Yes, yes - I know you all have to play the "What's an Alt?" game, but no one really buys it.
I don't really care either way. |
No really. I don't understand :wtf: |
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| Mr Whipple died last november. Poor guy died at 91. Hope he got to wipe his ass to the bitter end. |
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