She comes to Ryerson all the time... but not nearly as entertaining
I said younger and hot :mad:
Orko
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Originally posted by Intangible
These girls must of missed out on the Sunday Night Sex Show
•Cover your stump before you hump.
•Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
•Don't be silly, protect your willy.
•Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
•You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong.
•If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
•If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
•It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
•She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick.
•If you go into heat, package your meat.
•While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
•Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker.
•The right selection, is to protect your erection.
•Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
•If you really love her, wear a cover.
•Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
•If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
•If you're gonna love, wear the glove.
This world needs more Sue!
Sue was great until she started to go senile. After a while, all her advice was the same "refer to this book".
Oh I have a good story. So this girl comes to me, she does not know what to do, she is late. She said she had not had sex in 6 months, and then had it again a about a month ago. She is not sure what is going on. Apparently, some how she got it in her head, that if you don't have sex for a long time, then have sex again, you will always be late. Thats just how it works. The girl is 23, and I almost fell off my chair when she gave me that reasoning. I told her to take a pregnancy test, and read a book. lol
Intangible
Hahaha I always loved her.
Yohan please dont get distracted by good ol' Sue...
"If he wants deep throat then just tell him to use a dildo" ... That definately would not go over well IMO
Orko
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Originally posted by Intangible
"If he wants deep throat then just tell him to use a dildo" ... That definately would not go over well IMO
I actually saw that one live. LOL.
jchung52
sue came last year to western and she performed how to put on a condom with your mouth on a dildo.... :nervous:
UmmiE
Sue came to Humber......shes a joker told us about her one time at the airport while going to conference where the guy was searching her back and he found 8 different dildos like crazy ones in her luggage which was for sex education and stimulation demos.....He looked at her and then looked down and then looked up again and had a very puzzled look on his face.LOL
We even had Ron jeremy come to humber once that guy is a really good stand up comic.
People were asking him random questions?
Guy:- How many sluts have you slept with?
Ron:- Including you're mom and sister and (dont remember too many)..........
Girl:- How long is you're penis?
Ron:- 2 inches......................from the ground.
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Originally posted by UmmiE
Sue came to Humber......shes a joker told us about her one time at the airport while going to conference where the guy was searching her back and he found 8 different dildos like crazy ones in her luggage which was for sex education and stimulation demos.....He looked at her and then looked down and then looked up again and had a very puzzled look on his face.LOL
We even had Ron jeremy come to humber once that guy is a really good stand up comic.
People were asking him random questions?
Guy:- How many sluts have you slept with?
Ron:- Including you're mom and sister and (dont remember too many)..........
Girl:- How long is you're penis?
Ron:- 2 inches......................from the ground.
He's good people I've met him a bunch of times...he comes to our strip club like twice a year...only if i had a scanner
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Originally posted by Orko
Sue was great until she started to go senile. After a while, all her advice was the same "refer to this book".
Oh I have a good story. So this girl comes to me, she does not know what to do, she is late. She said she had not had sex in 6 months, and then had it again a about a month ago. She is not sure what is going on. Apparently, some how she got it in her head, that if you don't have sex for a long time, then have sex again, you will always be late. Thats just how it works. The girl is 23, and I almost fell off my chair when she gave me that reasoning. I told her to take a pregnancy test, and read a book. lol
man thats true...even if a girl hasn't had sex for a month...I've been with girls who've been like 2 weeks off then regular after
