Originally posted by Moral Hazard
HIS leg you idiot, learn to read. Apparently, you haven't managed to extricate your head yet.
sorry oh, soo sorry,, my deepest sympathy goes out to u.. .. u said tied a string to his leg (pro-tip).... which really makes no sense to me,, what i interpreted it as some sorta gerbil leash :)
capo tutti di
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Originally posted by Swamper
haha... I wouldn't want to use Jenny's keyboard
I'd drink her bathwater
Silky Johnson
No serious replies eh?
*note to self: never have sex with a TA*
DJ Robben
lighten up people, it's a party!
Silky Johnson
LOL
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by jennypie
No serious replies eh?
*note to self: never have sex with a TA*
Fine... I've had a finger or two inserted in my ass; however, my own digets have never crossed the threshold to my anus. Something to bear in mind Jenny, when men jerk off it's a race not a scenic cruise. I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.
Silky Johnson
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
assplay takes too much time and effort.
See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.
Also, never insult me again by lumping me in with the general population of women. Ughhhh.
Moral Hazard
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Originally posted by jennypie
See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.
Sure, but you have to lube up, work your way in, find the prostate, then you have to clean your ass, get the bleach, soak your hand, etc. It's just too much bother for the test of efficiency that is male self-love.
Silky Johnson
Lube up? Amateur.
afterhrsgurl
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax...
ummm....wrooooong
iLLnaDa
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Originally posted by jennypie
Lube up? Amateur.
:haha: :haha:
Invasionmix
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.
