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Man masturbates on sleeping woman's hair - hilarity ensues (pg. 2)
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| elFreak |
| its good for her hair, she should thank him. Some hair guy out of LA (forget his name) sells shampoo with cum in it for 70$ a bottle. People are just so inconsiderate these days. |
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| silene |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
its good for her hair, she should thank him. Some hair guy out of LA (forget his name) sells shampoo with cum in it for 70$ a bottle. People are just so inconsiderate these days. |
That's just extortion. I can buy my shampoo for $20 and whack off into it myself. Though I guess most buyers of this stuff would be women, and women are just not equipped to make the necessary ingredient addition. :D |
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| Dervish |
| Ok so if you wake up on a plane with a guys spunk in your hair and him trying for another batch....you'll say "ohhh yes please! try to spread it around more... and some for my beard and moustache!" |
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| elFreak |
| quote: | Originally posted by silene
That's just extortion. I can buy my shampoo for $20 and whack off into it myself. Though I guess most buyers of this stuff would be women, and women are just not equipped to make the necessary ingredient addition. :D |
yes but the shampoo is made of winner sperm, not jerk off to anime people. |
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| silene |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
yes but the shampoo is made of winner sperm, not jerk off to anime people. |
The guy on the plane is definitely a winner then :p
I gotta start living on the edge; I want to score all the time like that guy
Ooh ooh! I can jerk off into the shampoo bottle while skydiving. That should definitely increase the yield quality. Yay? :stongue: |
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| elFreak |
| If you cum while blowing your brains out it will be worth more. Simple economics. |
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| silene |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
If you cum while blowing your brains out it will be worth more. Simple economics. |
wrong; blowing your brains out ensures limited supply (one batch, to be exact), which might be worth more but over the long run the profit drops to 0. Also, i want the profit for myself, not some stupid shampoo store that will use my jizm as hair fertilizer! |
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| iammesol |
| My God, this thread already delivers. :haha: |
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| Yan |
| Is that what ANF's been spending his money on? |
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| SuspicionVandit |
what the ?
the video previews underneath are insane.
Is that lady going to an elephant? |
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| Magadansky |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
what the ?
the video previews underneath are insane.
Is that lady going to an elephant? |
I actually watched it. :wtf: Ye, it does ! :wtf: :wtf:
EDIT: OMG this site is just plain sick. :wtf: |
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