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Adventures of an Italian in London
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| Cosmo |
The Manager
YMCA Hotel
London
Dear Signore Direttoer.
Now I am'a - tella you story how i wa a'-treated at your hotella. I am a'-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga Christian man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see There is no in my bed - How can I sleep with no in my bed?
So I calla down to receptione an tella: "I wanta ." They tella me: "Go to toilet"
I say "No No I wanta in my bed." They say "You'd better not sh it in your bed, you sonna wa bitch. What is sonna wa bitch?
I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and to pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast.
I tella waitress and pointa at toast "I wanta piss"
She tella me "Go to toilet" I say NO NO I wanta piss on my plate. She then say to me "You'd bloody well not piss on the plate, You sonna wa bitch. Second person who do not even know me calla me sonna wa bitch. Later I go for dinner in your ristor ante.
Spoon and Knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna " and she tella me "Sure everyone wanta "
I tella her No No you don't unterstand me. I wanta on the table. She tella me: "So you sonna wa bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here.
So I go to receptione and ask for bill, I no wanta stay in this hotel any more. When I have paid the bila the portier say to me "Thank you, and peace on you"
I say "Piss on you too, you sonna wa bitch. I go back to Italy "Inever more gonna stay your hotel no more, you sonna wa bitch.
Sincerely
Enrico Morelli
Roma |
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| Mr.Mystery |
There's a tune made from that...
Try to dig up "Cisco Kid - Pizzaman" |
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| Eugene |
LOL! hahahahaha!
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| thewarpbrothers |
| thats good one |
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| Trancefella |
| heh, sonna wa bitch... cute :rolleyes: |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| its fun to hear it..not to read it.... |
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