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25 years for microwaving baby (pg. 2)
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by XaNaX
ing idiot. everyone knows the microwave is only good for reheating cooked food, not cooking things the first time |
what are you suggesting, first prepare a infant risoto followed by re heating it afterwards? |
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| sweds00 |
| I bet the cherry cobbler was already 10000000000 degrees by the 20 sec mark. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by sweds00
I bet the cherry cobbler was already 10000000000 degrees by the 20 sec mark. |
ya that was acommon problem with the swanson "infant fingers and fries" meal.... always over cooking the desert |
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| tubularbills |
| i remember hearing about this when it first happened. 25 years eh? kinda harsh, but still appropriate i think |
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| glass |
| Seared baby is the only way for me, although I guess I do like drunken baby. |
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| jerZ07002 |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i remember hearing about this when it first happened. 25 years eh? kinda harsh, but still appropriate i think |
a microwave doesn't cook the outside first, so the harm isn't burnt skin. A microwave cooks everything at the same time, which means boiling blood and other internal damage. There's no rational reason to stick a baby even near a microwave. this isn't even close to kinda harsh. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
i remember hearing about this when it first happened. 25 years eh? kinda harsh, but still appropriate i think |
Harsh? Are you mental? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by glass
Seared baby is the only way for me, although I guess I do like drunken baby. |
beer butt baby?
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Harsh? Are you mental? |
so what, you would give a lighter sentence? |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
so what, you would give a lighter sentence? |
the mono is eating your brain.
Where and How and Why would you get the impression that she would give a lighter sentence?
lol. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by tubularbills
so what, you would give a lighter sentence? |
I'd stick him in a goddamn furnace, that's what I'd do. |
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