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Free "Cheat on my wife" get away pass (pg. 6)
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| elFreak |
he really doesn't need to tell us.
just ask yourself what would be going through your mind if ever one day out of the blue you decided to tell a girlfriend of yours, "Happy Birthday baby, i'll let you choke on someone else's as a gift."
I'm pretty sure "I Love You" is not the answer. |
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| silene |
| Or we could stop assuming that his relationship must somehow fall within the narrow limits of normal and common. Maybe they're a kinky freak couple with alternative definition of 'love' and 'relationship'. Maybe his 'wife' is a man! :nervous: |
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| Palladium |
| probably she'll ask you later if she can a black guy with the 12" cock |
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| Mmanu |
2 directions:
You lied and then you're a waste of time, so you should hang yourself
You told the truth, which is also a waste of time, so you should divorce, or hang yourself. Have a nice day :) |
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| washout |
do another chick and on her titties !!
while ur wife watches. |
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| Direct |
| HAHAHAA. Shes still holding to her promise. Buts its hard to find a girl who I can bang on the same night. Plus to let another woman watch is even more difficult. And I havnt been going out mingling with other women. And I dont feel like driving 5 hours to TJ. I dont know...it probably will never happen. She kinda made it a challenge in a way. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
HAHAHAA. Shes still holding to her promise. Buts its hard to find a girl who I can bang on the same night. Plus to let another woman watch is even more difficult. And I havnt been going out mingling with other women. And I dont feel like driving 5 hours to TJ. I dont know...it probably will never happen. She kinda made it a challenge in a way. |
Direct's Wife: ", I've been cheating on Direct for six months with a burmese python of a penis... I feel so guilty. Direct is going to be pissed!
Direct: "Gee, I'm a horny that would cheat on his wife if I could get away with it."
Direct's Wife: *light bulb* "Hey, honey, it's your birthday coming up. Why don't you bang some broad hassle-free?"
Direct: "Really? That's the best birthday present ever!"
Direct's Wife: "Hehe, now he can never hold the moral high ground over me, and I'm free to continue banging my burmese python!"
Direct: "I dunnooo... finding a girl is harder than I thought. Maybe nothing will come of this after all."
Direct's Wife: .... if he doesn't go through with this, he maintains high ground! "What? Are you not man enough to find a chick to bang?"
Direct: "Oh man, she realllly wants me to bang another chick! This marriage is awesome!"
-- Six Months Later --
Divorce court. |
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| bucke |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
HAHAHAA. Shes still holding to her promise. Buts its hard to find a girl who I can bang on the same night. Plus to let another woman watch is even more difficult. And I havnt been going out mingling with other women. And I dont feel like driving 5 hours to TJ. I dont know...it probably will never happen. She kinda made it a challenge in a way. |
how about that dupree chick that ed spitman or whatever his name is?
that might be a little expensive though. |
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| Fibonacci |
OP is disallowed from writing a divorce court pass.
Man, I'm glad i'm single. People are ed up. |
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| wienerschnitzel |
| your relationship is ed :gsmile: |
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| shapes |
I knew this guy who wanted his wife to another guy if he got to watch. Day after she ed the other guy, he wanted a divorce.
Good Luck :wtf: |
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| Krypton |
| quote: | Originally posted by Direct
My birthday is next friday (April 4th). And my wife said I can have sex with another women only as long as she gets to watch. Where should I go to take advantage of this awesome opportunity?
Worlds famous Adelitas bar in Tijuana?
Or pick up a young little dime breezy here in Fresno? |
Wifey's best friend? |
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