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Splooge catching techniques (pg. 2)
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| i find 5 year olds catch "splooge" rather well. |
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| jonze |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Marry me?  |
you have to fill out an application with her. it's a long process |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonze
you have to fill out an application with her. it's a long process |
Submitted my application a long time ago, actually. :p |
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| Desert_Storm |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
haha splooge.
Cum not swallowed is cum wasted. |
Oh! -pelvicthrust- |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i find 5 year olds catch "splooge" rather well. |
Do you now? |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Do you now? |
Wow, I totally missed his comment. I... yeah... :nervous: |
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| Beat Blog |
| quote: | Originally posted by r5a
kleenx = cool but yeah you get in klneex stuck to the tip of your dick and you need to put your dick in the sink, kinda awesome. unless your pro with the aiming. (not usually) |
WRONG.
It's like using paper towel to de-grease a home made pizza when it comes out of the oven. Apply too much pressure and it will stick, whereas a well trained hand with a lighter touch will not run into such problems.
Wanking n00b. :rolleyes: |
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| Darkarbiter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Beat Blog
WRONG.
It's like using paper towel to de-grease a home made pizza when it comes out of the oven. Apply too much pressure and it will stick, whereas a well trained hand with a lighter touch will not run into such problems.
Wanking n00b. :rolleyes: |
Video tutorial? |
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| Cloudburst |
| Just use your hand ffs, it's easier to lick ut up later. |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
Well played. :stongue: |
:gsmile:
| quote: | Originally posted by JD8180
that's how people get mono |
that's what she said.
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Is that a ing meme now? :stongue: |
lol, oh mono:stongue:
| quote: | Originally posted by shapes
Mono IS spread by semen. Googled it. |
WAIT
WAITWAITWAIT
YOU MEAN I CAN SHOOT MY SPERM AND GIVE SOMEONE MONO??
I'VE GOT A ING WEAPON HERE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*pew pew*
*SPLAT* awww, i'll go give you a towel....and a cough drop:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| JD8180 |
| maybe you can register your penis as a deadly weapon |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by JD8180
maybe you can register your penis as a deadly weapon |
:stongue: :stongue: |
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