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| aNYthing |
Ode to a pair of nice meat curtains.
By aNYthing
(c)aNYthing 2008
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her twat.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those clit pump guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those clit pump guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total twato, 'kay?
I mean, her twat, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so puffy, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... meaty!
I like big lips and I cannot lie. \|/
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl spreads out a rather meaty puss
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your dong
'Cause you notice that twat was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
At cameltoe I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And eat your peach, yah!
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that twat you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Showin' small kunts and things
Take the average live man and ask him that
She gotta pack much twat
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the twat? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shave it! (Shave it!) Shave it! (Shave it!)
Shave that meaty twat!
Baby got stack!
I like 'em meaty, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And lick, double flap, lick
I ain't talkin' bout crack hole
'Cause hidden puss is for schoolboys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
aNYthing's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at Youporn videos
Small-snatch bimbos in' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I like my like taco
A word to the thick lipped sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss, I'll eat ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna lick
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of gimps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to jack off and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the lickin' on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick twat out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got stack!
Baby got stack!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Tiny lips between hips? Only if she's 3...
So your girlfriend shaves her panda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a double cheeseburger hangin' out of her panda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got huge kunt, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't cut that twat
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that twat curtains ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So your kunt could be fat
Hell, I am down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout lickin'
To the shoestring lips in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Keeps steppin on her lippy pisser
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the twat is out,
And you're hosting feast - I'm down!
Dial 1-900-EATMYTWAT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got stack!
(Little in the middle but she got much stack) [4x]
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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NAAIIISSSE!!!!  |
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| elFreak |
i love how you copyright it (lol) and then proceed to plagerise sir mix alot.
you got 2 much time on your hands guy
these other brothers cant deny. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
NAAIIISSSE!!!! |
ania_xox's gonna kick my ass comment in 3, 2, ... |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
ania_xox's gonna kick my ass comment in 3, 2, ... |
She's busy shopping for her new place in TO. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
ania_xox's gonna kick my ass comment in 3, 2, ... |
lol she totally is. |
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| aNYthing |
| who the is Ania... but more importantly, does she have a set of meaty beef curtains? :tongue3 |
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| jastiC |
| dont call me guy ... buddy |
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| 3F05Q |
| don't call me buddy, friend. |
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| idoru |
| Don't call me friend, pal. |
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