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Strippers that remind you of fond childhood memories
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| SuspicionVandit |
SOOOOOOOO....
over the past month, I have become reacquainted with one of my childhood friends through facebook. I'd known her since kindergarten and into high school, where we had a falling out due to a number of disagreements I had with her boyfriend at the time.
We've only talked through Instant Message and phone up to now, and last week she told me she was a stripper. Tomorrow she's asked me to come pick her up and have ourselves lunch, to which I've obliged.
Now, thinking through, I normally wouldn't want to associate myself with a stripper as a friend or personal savior, but she sounds fairly depressed and she was someone I grew up with.
Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances? |
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| Palladium |
you would get some discount if you were friend of the pimp, instead, you are friend of the bitch.
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances? |
I would guess so.
I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them...
And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend? |
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| jdat |
| strippers are people too :p |
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| verndogs |
| quote: | Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Now the question is: Do friends of strippers get discounts for lapdances? |
I'd think she would expect you to tip more if she gives you a discount. :p |
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| Fibonacci |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
I would guess so.
I dunno. I've known strippers, but I've never requested lapdances from them...
And why would you care about associating with a stripper simply as a friend? |
Yeah I'm not understanding this either. . . why wouldn't you be friends with this girl? Your doesn't stink? Are you that much better? |
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| Project-K |
| quote: | Originally posted by jdat
strippers are people too :p |
Naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate behind closed doors. |
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| inconspicuous |
| inb4australiangqhaetstrippers |
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| Boomer187 |
dude, you're thinking of the tiny picture here...What kind of friends do strippers have?????///
Now you buy her lunch and cheer her up as an investment, an investment into her skanky stripper friends! |
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| SpecialedXL |
| post pictures of said stripper |
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| echosystm |
| You know what I always find hilarious... Every time I have heard a guy bragging about dating a stripper, she has been an absolute mole. :stongue: |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by inconspicuous
inb4australiangqhaetstrippers |
:stongue: |
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