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Cocaine and digestion problems (pg. 2)
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| Ian |
| it sounds like the cocaine has herniated an ulcer and as we speak, bile is flowing into your intestines. There is a way to cure it, but it's not really worth it, so we'll get our resident nurse in the cor, miss pie, to stick her finger up your butt and then insert a big syringe to suck it all out. When she's finished, she'll empty the goo back into you, it's a delicacy in canada. |
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| kaffe |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
Don't listen to these guys. I'm a pro. Just do more, that should fix you right up. |
Thanks man, I'll try and take some more.
Ian: You deserve a big box of chocolate for your comfortable words. |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by kaffe
Thanks man, I'll try and take some more.
Ian: You deserve a big box of chocolate for your comfortable words. |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
That's the ticket! Actually, I believe heroin would do the trick. Just do it once though then continue with the coke. Just get you're hands on some H. You'll thank me.;) |
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| kaffe |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Crossland
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
That's the ticket! Actually, I believe heroin would do the trick. Just do it once though then continue with the coke. Just get you're hands on some H. You'll thank me.;) |
I was talking about antacid not coke, lol. :D |
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| kadomony |
wait you have an appetite after doing coke?
FREAK! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol, it's not a herniated ulcer. Can I still stick my finger up your butt?? |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, it's not a herniated ulcer. Can I still stick my finger up your butt?? |
He needs heroin right nurse pie? Chimown! back me up! |
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| kaffe |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, it's not a herniated ulcer. Can I still stick my finger up your butt?? |
Sure, but I can feel 2 days of poop is on it's way so you better be careful. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lol, it's not a herniated ulcer. |
haha even i know that & I've not even been playing that emergency room second opinion game i saw for the wii the other day :p |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by kaffe
Sure, but I can feel 2 days of poop is on it's way so you better be careful. |
don't worry, she's a nurse, and as such, is quite good at losing fingernails in peoples anuses. |
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| kaffe |
| - But I don't like nails. :( |
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| Chris Crossland |
| quote: | Originally posted by kaffe
Sure, but I can feel 2 days of poop is on it's way so you better be careful. |
Bitch, i went for a week without pooin. Quit bitching snort more cocaine till you OD. I'll greet you in hell and we can drink flames together. |
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