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Have any of you taken any natural male enhancement pills (pg. 2)
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| Frenchie |
| I do. Now my penis is a whole 2 inches bigger. No more China dick for me. |
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| L.E.N. |
| LOL at your clit turning into a 2 inch dick. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I do. Now my penis is a whole 2 inches bigger. No more China dick for me. |
damn.. you almost have me beat |
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| Ugly Duckling |
I like my penis is has however gotten smaller. I started taking these pills and it eliminated all sexual desires all together. So I stopped taking them and trying to get my lenght back but like the day before yesterday I had to rub one out because my neighbor would not leave me alone and after I was done I was like what in the hell is wrong with this thing. I liked it the way it was before. Plus I was watching Borat for the first time and he has some massive pecker I dont even understand how women can spread open that wide. My penis is the length of my hand )middle finger to palm) and is much smaller than normal length but girls really love it. Plus it is so cute, and I use NAIR so my loins look like cute little pebbles. But I am experimenting with this Enzyte stuff amd if you have ever taken creatine pills before it makes the ring around your thingy sparkle like paint on a cadilac. But I dont wanna have a disgusting brown penis like most americans so I try not to touch it so that if I do blow some loads then I will not experience the depression after spewing my juice.
If you ever wanna blow gunk eat lots of peas and watch lots of porno. This will cause you to develope massive amounts of testosterone and do not ever play with your self. It will make it healthier looking and not like one of those guys in the gym. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ugly Duckling
I like my penis is has however gotten smaller. I started taking these pills and it eliminated all sexual desires all together. So I stopped taking them and trying to get my lenght back but like the day before yesterday I had to rub one out because my neighbor would not leave me alone and after I was done I was like what in the hell is wrong with this thing. I liked it the way it was before. Plus I was watching Borat for the first time and he has some massive pecker I dont even understand how women can spread open that wide. My penis is the length of my hand )middle finger to palm) and is much smaller than normal length but girls really love it. Plus it is so cute, and I use NAIR so my loins look like cute little pebbles. But I am experimenting with this Enzyte stuff amd if you have ever taken creatine pills before it makes the ring around your thingy sparkle like paint on a cadilac. But I dont wanna have a disgusting brown penis like most americans so I try not to touch it so that if I do blow some loads then I will not experience the depression after spewing my juice.
If you ever wanna blow gunk eat lots of peas and watch lots of porno. This will cause you to develope massive amounts of testosterone and do not ever play with your self. It will make it healthier looking and not like one of those guys in the gym. |
what? |
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| Frenchie |
| If you refer to your penis as a 'thing' you don't deserve it. Chop it off and send it to goodwill. |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
If you refer to your penis as a 'thing' you don't deserve it. Shop it off and send it to goodwill. |
Yeah...Shop it off. |
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| Ugly Duckling |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
If you refer to your penis as a 'thing' you don't deserve it. Chop it off and send it to goodwill. |
why no one really appreciates it, i dont have a girlfriend or nothing. it works well for restroom breaks. |
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| L.E.N. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ugly Duckling
why no one really appreciates it, |
Then you're doing it wrong. |
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| silene |
| Get a sex change. Cacks are overrated. :p |
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