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Yo gon'a get RAPED! Seal rapes bird!!!
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| Dervish |
| quote: | | Originally squeal by Seal You know you want it BITCH!" |
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| quote: | The 100kg seal first subdued the 15kg penguin by lying on it.
The penguin flapped its flippers and attempted to stand and escape - but to no avail.
The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin, and thrusting its pelvis, trying to insert itself, unsuccessfully.
After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted |
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I dunno about you but I'd kill myself laughing at that!!! |
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| Dr. DAS |
...couldn't seal the deal, apparently.
Sorry.:nervous: |
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| UWM |
After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted
It seems all men are the same, even across species.
Awesome. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. DAS
...couldn't seal the deal, apparently.
Sorry.:nervous: |
haha |
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| KiNeTiC ENeRgY |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
After 45 minutes the seal gave up, swam into the water and then completely ignored the bird it had just assaulted
It seems all men are the same, even across species.
Awesome. |
lol yup. Its in all male animals' genetics...period. |
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| Abercrombie |
| Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? |
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? |
Because he was looking...
I'll wait. |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. DAS
Because he was looking...
I'll wait. |
He was looking for a tight seal. |
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