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I Can Haz Bible?
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| Jer. |
Okay, so courtesy of my (slightly twisted) amigo Andrew, a link to the LOLCat bible arrives over AIM earlier tonight - Not to be taken seriously, but it is kinda funny reading it from a lolable angle. :)
My personal fave so far:
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1 iff i talkd wif teh tungz of manz n angylz, n duzzn haz luff, i are becom liek teh human, knockin down all teh potz n panz frm teh shelf, srsly. 2 iff i haz powarz of liek tellin the futurez an if i has access to teh internets, an i gotz all teh missteriez an all teh knowingz an all teh faithz, enuff 2 taek all teh mowntanz awayz, an i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink. 3 an evn iff i givez all mai stuffz awai, n iff i delivur mai bodiz to b burnded up, and i duzzn haz luff, i gotz nuffink.
4 Luv is pashient n kind, luv haz no jelusniss or showin offz, luv no is stuck-up5 or r00dz. Luv no insistzes on doin it rite, itz not pisst off alla tiem or rezentflufflele. 6 Luv izzn all happiez about doin it wrong, but is happiez about teh truthz. 7 Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz, beelivez all teh stuffz, hoepz for all teh stuffz. Luv putz up wiht all teh stuffz... i sed that areddy?
8 Luv no haz endingz. Tellin the futurez, tungz, an alla stuffz u know wil die. 9 We haz knowingz a bit, an we haz profacy a bit. We no haz two much tho. 10 O, wait. Win teh perfict coemz, teh not perfict will dyez, lolol. 11 Wen i wuz a kitten, i meweded leik a kitten, thinkded liek a kittenz, an I chazed strings liek a kittenz. Wen i wuz becomez a cat, i NO WANT kitten waiz ne moar. 12 For nao we see in teh foggy mirorr like when teh human gets out of teh shower, but tehn we see faec tow faec. Nao i haz knowingz just a bit, tehn i will haz all teh knowingz, as i haz been knownz.
13 Nao faithz an hoepz an luvz r hear, theses threes, but teh bestest iz teh luv. srsly.
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the LOLCat Bible Project
~jx. |
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| Yohan |
| i felt my intelligence draining away after reading that |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| I stopped the second I saw LOLcat. |
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| FunkyCrew |
LOLcats rule, srsly :)
but this is so hard to read! |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by FunkyCrew
but this is so hard to read! |
LOL +1
It reminded of those high school days when in english class we used to read Hamlet,Othello,Macbeth out loud turn by turn kinda feeling:o |
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| Chris Allen |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
LOL +1
It reminded of those high school days when in english class we used to read Hamlet,Othello,Macbeth out loud turn by turn kinda feeling:o |
You're comparing Shakespeare to LOLcats? |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Chris Allen
You're comparing Shakespeare to LOLcats? |
yess :o |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
I stopped the second I saw LOLcat. |
This one |
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| Irishaddict |
I find the ones that are not actually cats to be funniest...
i.e.:
:D |
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| zokissima |
| Not. Funny. At all. |
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| Irishaddict |
they are love it or hate it.
and the people that hate them, hate them with a passion, lol. |
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| patpicos |
| sounds like Ali G wrote this! |
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