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Reasons Why It Is So Great To Be A GUY!!
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| Dj_Andrew_K |
Reasons Why It Is So Great
To Be A GUY!!
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Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something,
he or she can still be your friend.
You can kill your own food.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours
without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
Wrinkles are non-existent in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. |
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| DJ Sunburn |
| ROFL! now that is why i love being a guy...lol! all those are so true too |
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| dj kinetica |
| and you can piss anywhere you want! |
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| dj dave b |
LOL.. that is so true
also it is indeed very good to be able to piss anywhere
lol |
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| drizzt81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Andrew_K
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
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umm wrong
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Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
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wrong
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You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
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have you seen my mom drive? i die in the passenger seat!
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Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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wrong
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Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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wrong
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You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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wrong
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You don't have to shave below your neck.
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wrong
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One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons. |
wrong
maybe i am a girl after all?.. *checks crotch* nope.. still a guy |
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| OrZonE |
| quote: | Originally posted by drizzt81
maybe i am a girl after all?.. *checks crotch* nope.. still a guy |
Maybe you're just very strongly in touch with your feminine side?:haha: :toothless |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by OrZonE
Maybe you're just very strongly in touch with your feminine side?:haha: :toothless |
HAHAHAHAHA!.... :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| S-Type |
| lol madd funny post :haha: |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| fark yeah :toothless :toothless :toothless |
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| dj_mdma |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj_Andrew_K
You don't have to shave below your neck.
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LOLOLOL think of the women with Hairy chests!!!!! |
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