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Work Vs Prison :p
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| Dj_Andrew_K |
IN PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON
You get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON
You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK
You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
IN PRISON
A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK
You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON
You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK
You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON
You get your own toilet.
AT WORK
You have to share.
IN PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK
You can not even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON
All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK
You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
Humm? |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| never looked it at that way |
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| dj kinetica |
in prison - you get ass raped by all the big inmates
work - that doesnt necessarily happen =/ |
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| drizzt81 |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj kinetica
in prison - you get ass raped by all the big inmates
work - that doesnt necessarily happen =/ |
first thing that came to my mind as well..
i don't think i'd like to get assraped..
work - you can sleep with you hot seceretary of boss :D
prison - there are no women!
work - you get a fast i-net connection for leeching/ trading
prison - nuthing!
work - you get to check out all the hot chicks in business suits
prison - there are no women |
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| Dmatrox |
Work - starts around 8:30 ends around 5, the rest of the time is YOURS
Prison - starts when you get there, ends __ years later |
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| inatrance |
| drizzt and matrox HAVE a POINT ;) :D |
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| eye_03 |
prison has no women...
work is better
end of story
funny thing tho
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| TiestoInTheMix |
in prison there's an evil guard that abuses you all the time.
at work there are these people called managers... |
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| liquidxxd |
prison: you might have to do hard labor, and you dont get paid
work: you get paid |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| ah... ha. ha. nah, not funny.:disbelief |
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| dj dave b |
at work you aint bubba's bitch
rofl |
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