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| Dj_Andrew_K |
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male........Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male bonding.
7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve..
Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes. |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| yeah males pov rocks |
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| drizzt81 |
we are missing
BIRTH CONTROL
Women - condoms
Men - something chicks should deal with |
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| Eugene |
DJ Andrew_K, something tells me we both surf the same sites.
;) :D |
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| eye_03 |
ROLFMAO
LOL...
WE HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD
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| webmeister |
Why aren't all the women flaming in this thread?
Oh wait .. there are no women :D |
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| Shudder |
| quote: | [i][b]
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male.........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes. |
that was the best |
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| miss_e |
flaming is useless!!
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| uwmadtrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by drizzt81
we are missing
BIRTH CONTROL
Women - condoms
Men - something chicks should deal with |
rofl
my contribution:
HELL (hell) n.
Women - A dark evil place, taught through religion, where morally corrupt souls end up
Men - Marriage
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