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This pigeon keeps making god damn love noises
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| Jake Benson |
For a goddamn year me and miscellaneous friends are always like "what's the god damn noise out the window? Is it an old Russian lady going through pain? Is it a cat in heat? Is it a ing owl?"
I finally figured it out after a YEAR that it's this damn pigeon that just chills on everyone's window in the court yard at my apt complex ONLY late at night and between 5am and 11am and sounds like some kind of owl-cat-Russian-lady with this repetitive blarring "oooooo oooooo errrrrrrrooooo oooooo."
Should I squirt it with my watergun? |
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| tubularbills |
lol, squirt.
sorry, had to say it:stongue: |
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| Jake Benson |
| It just stopped. But it's still there. It knows what I'm planning... |
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| Palladium |
| do these bird love noises make you hornier when are having the g4y sex? |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| Surely you could leave out one of your flaming hats to keep it company? |
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| Blaster |
| You are doomed, get a new apartment... |
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| Jake Benson |
why do you guys have to turn every one of my retarded threads into a gay thread?
| quote: | Originally posted by Palladium
do these bird love noises make you hornier when are having the g4y sex? |
No quite the opposite. I'm trying to yank it to hot rugby players and then this in bird starts making gay noises and I'm like "wtf stfu this isn't sexy anymore"
| quote: | Originallyposted by pkcRAISTLIN
Surely you could leave out one of your flaming hats to keep it company? |
I may be a little gay, but your the faggot. ;) |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
I have gay face when I smile |
fixed |
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| Jake Benson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Yea, kinda. |
You disgust me. Now wipe that gay off of your face.
Btw I just absent-mindedly read the title of this thread and clicked on it having forgotten I started it. |
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