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Ideas to increase Tourism in Canada and Toronto
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| Jayx1 |
So the government is about to spend oodles of tax money to find out why tourists arent coming here and how to attract them. Im pretty sure that TAs can come up with these answers almost instantly and for free!
So let's hear the ideas! |
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| jchung52 |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| Build wooden houses instead of igloos. Launch an intensive advertising campaign in other countries about this change in living conditions in Canada. |
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| VERTiG0 |
Monthly No-Pants Days.
Sensation-type things would be cool too, but with goddamn trance instead of the bull they're pulling off these days. I went last year in Amsterdam for the experience, but it was sullied by horse like Fedde le Grande who played ing House of Pain's "Jump Around."
This year's lineup isn't any better. Tocadisco? Fedde le Grande again? Felix Da Housecat? Who in the is Chuckie? The only good one on the list is Marco V, but he'll probably get a 30 minute bull set.
I should've gone to Sensation Black instead. |
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| chinamon |
| red light district. |
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| Djsketchbag |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Monthly No-Pants Days. |
+1 |
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| smuncky |
| less condo's, more highways |
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| Jayx1 |
I have a few suggestions
-relax the nanny state laws and allow some fun
-lower hotel prices (they tend to be double in canada)
-enforce the ban on pan handling and squeegees (who have scratched my car at least three times with their damned hanging chains)
- create affordable tourist zones. Why not make a las vegas style area in niagara? We could even put a red light district there and tax tourists for sex and weed! |
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| Intangible |
Canada is not friendly to travellers with a small budget.
Make trains and planes more affordable. |
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| Jayx1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by VERTiG0
Monthly No-Pants Days.
Sensation-type things would be cool too, but with goddamn trance instead of the bull they're pulling off these days. I went last year in Amsterdam for the experience, but it was sullied by horse like Fedde le Grande who played ing House of Pain's "Jump Around."
This year's lineup isn't any better. Tocadisco? Fedde le Grande again? Felix Da Housecat? Who in the is Chuckie? The only good one on the list is Marco V, but he'll probably get a 30 minute bull set.
I should've gone to Sensation Black instead. |
At least they have sensation
Here youd be listening to the sounds of DJ Bill Blair playing such hits as "This is the police, you must clear the building immediately" |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jayx1
At least they have sensation
Here youd be listening to the sounds of DJ Bill Blair playing such hits as "This is the police, you must clear the building immediately" |
Hahahahhahaha. DJ Bill Blair. |
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