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bloody sex... (pg. 11)
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Once had a girl soak all the way through 2 towels and my satin sheets, right into the mattress. Pro-tip: mix hot water and bleach in a bowl and take to the mattress spot with a large brush ASAP. Got it out with little staining and the towels even washed well.
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| Clovis |
| Were you playing dildo on a butcher knife or something? |
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| UmmiE |
| When I was 16 had this girl piss me off during some nice hot summer rough bloody sex and I got so pissed off that I started put in her vag and then pooperz and then vag nonstop until she went in coma.....Then I ran like a mofo. :o |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Once had a girl soak all the way through 2 towels and my satin sheets, right into the mattress. Pro-tip: mix hot water and bleach in a bowl and take to the mattress spot with a large brush ASAP. Got it out with little staining and the towels even washed well.
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That must have been so romantic.
"ohhhhhhh yea!!!"
"oh baby... that was so go.."
"SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE BED BITCH.. I GOT ME SOME SCRUBBING TO DO!"
*whips out bleach and scrubber*
:haha:
P.S. Either she is super friggen heavy flow, or you guys were going at it for way too long. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
That must have been so romantic.
"ohhhhhhh yea!!!"
"oh baby... that was so go.."
"SHUT UP AND GET OFF THE BED BITCH.. I GOT ME SOME SCRUBBING TO DO!"
*whips out bleach and scrubber*
:haha:
P.S. Either she is super friggen heavy flow, or you guys were going at it for way too long. |
Or, he was playing dildo on a butcher knife and went at it a bit too hard. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
my satin sheets |
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bro. |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no if a girl has a yeast infection, her vagina will smell like bread...literally. almost sweet.
cmon myra, i thought u knew ur vaginas:mad: |
i stand corrected.
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| Zoso |
| Okay, that's it. Line up. I'm sniffing everyone's vagina RIGHT NOW. |
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| RJT |
| My vagina smells like pine today. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
My vagina smells like pine today. |
i KNEW you had a vagina! |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by RJT
My vagina smells like pine today. |
OMGMYRAEDYOUWITHAPINETREE! :eyespop: |
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