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| Shaya007 |
Italian Logic..
An old Italian Mafia 'Don' is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
'Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated 38 revolver so you always remember me.'
'But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead?'
'Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos. Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with another man.
Whadda you gonna do then ... Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up'?
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| rabbitjoker |
| baa-daa-bing, baa-daa-boom! Hey! |
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| Abercrombie |
| lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke ;) |
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| zokissima |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
lol, almost as funny as yesterday's Italian joke ;) |
lol, ouch! |
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| Shaya007 |
I got a few more but he just killed it!
thanks |
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| Cuzo |
| What would a persian don do? |
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| Shaya007 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cuzo
What would a persian don do? |
will probably give her Opium! LOL! |
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| Silky Johnson |
What do you call a retarded Italian?
Portuguese. |
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| Shaya007 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
What do you call a retarded Italian?
Portuguese. |
bad...:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Shaya007 |
One day a Persian goes to USA and sees some women on the side of the road. He asks how much? Lady says: 1 dollar to do it right here!
5 dollars to do it in the car.
10 dollars in the Park.
50 dollars to do it in the Hotel!
Persian gives her 50 dollars.
The lady says: ooh how classy! lets go to the Hotel!
The Persian says: forget the Hotel, 50 times right here!
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| ItalianPoiSon |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
What do you call a retarded Italian?
Portuguese. |
HIYOOOO!!!! |
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