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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
lead singer/songwriter of a good band :D |
u mean professional getter? lol
i was watching VH1's most rock moments or something retarded like that one time and motley crue was on there and tommy lee had a bet with the rest of his band members about how long he could go without showering and still get laid. i think he didn't shower for like a month and he was still getting some. :stongue: i died laughing. |
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| SuspicionVandit |
| Work on Nissan's Research & Development team |
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| elFreak |
i would like to design custom bike seats for women modeled after my cock.
vroom vroom. |
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| Renzo |
| Professional getter would look awesome on a résumé. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
i would like to design custom bike seats for women modeled after my cock.
vroom vroom. |
yea but you have to have a nice in order for women to buy it, so you might wanna hit the drawing board again |
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| montana |
In these days everybody wants to be a DJ
Let me just tell you who
My mother wants to be a DJ
My father wants to be a DJ
My sister wants to be a DJ
My auntie wants to be a DJ
My cousin wants to be a DJ
My best friend wants to be a DJ
My girlfriend wants to be a DJ
My cat wants to be a DJ
My goldfish wants to be a DJ
My neighbour wants to be a DJ
My postman wants to be a DJ
My teacher wants to be a DJ
I'm gonna tell you some more people who want to be DJs
The bus driver wants to be a DJ
The Webnerd wants to be a DJ
The Bong wants to be a DJ
The pimp wants to be a DJ
My Gucci bag wants to be a DJ
The pornstar wants to be a DJ
The President wants to be a DJ
The Queen wants to be a DJ
The King wants to be a DJ
The Priest wants to be a DJ
Jesus wants to be a DJ
and God wants to be a DJ
I just want to be a drummer |
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| UmmiE |
1)Fighter jet Pilot (F-16 and other sick ones)
2)S.W.A.T sniper.
3)Stand up comic.
4)Well Known Pornstar.
5)Famous Minimal DJ (ritchie,carolla type ) |
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| AustralianGQ |
| id like to be an astronomer or astronaut, but not willing to go to univesity for it, its more of a hobby, i love astronomy. |
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| Alex |
| quote: | Originally posted by AustralianGQ
id like to be an astronomer or astronaut, but not willing to go to univesity for it, its more of a hobby, i love astronomy. |
If you're gonna go, go big man! Reach for the stars! In fact, why not be the first person to ever set foot on the sun? :stongue: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lol, the Sun. |
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| josh rising |
a nascar (sprint / nextel / winston cup) driver. seriously. i would have been racing since i was a little kid, as i've been hugely into it forever, but i lack any competitive drive and i'd want to just hang around the back and finish 35th in every race. most of my favorite drivers do anyway (except today, go vickers!)
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