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Off the wall conversations you have with your parents (pg. 5)
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| Cloudburst |
| lol @ the drug talk |
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| Fl@k Monkey |
After having the best sex ever with a slightly older GF of mine, at the time;
I wake up. walk out into the kitchen for a coffee..
Mum: wohoo Bren.. Get lucky did we?
Me: Yes.
Rest of my family (brother, sister, father): We all heard.
Me: Hehe :) |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fl@k Monkey
After having the best sex ever with a slightly older GF of mine, at the time;
I wake up. walk out into the kitchen for a coffee..
Mum: wohoo Bren.. Get lucky did we?
Me: Yes.
Rest of my family (brother, sister, father): We all heard.
Me: Hehe :) |
lol ace |
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| Ania_xox |
true story
One Christmas eve after the whole family left, my dad and I continued drinking and I asked him how old he was when he had sex for the first time. And I think the whiskey had really disoriented him because he started telling me this long story which ended in him telling me that he had lost his virginity in a tree.
The following summer in Poland we were taking a walk together and there was a tree with a huge hole in it and I turned to my dad and asked him "Tata... is this the famous tree?" |
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| gypsygirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
Lol. That statement just screams "I do loads of drugs".
Do they make you a bit paranoid by any chance? :p |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
guess it sounds like it huh? i should of just told ben to fck off or just left well enough alone.
lesson learned :p |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ania_xox
true story
One Christmas eve after the whole family left, my dad and I continued drinking and I asked him how old he was when he had sex for the first time. And I think the whiskey had really disoriented him because he started telling me this long story which ended in him telling me that he had lost his virginity in a tree.
The following summer in Poland we were taking a walk together and there was a tree with a huge hole in it and I turned to my dad and asked him "Tata... is this the famous tree?" |
:stongue: nice |
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| chach |
| Mom: Have you had wet dreams? Hows your sexual purity going? Me(at 16): um wtf..... Mom: Wet dreams are very natural jesus causes them so that you dont have the sexual temptation to do stuff your not suppose to Me: (scared for life) |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
Mom: Have you had wet dreams? Hows your sexual purity going? Me(at 16): um wtf..... Mom: Wet dreams are very natural jesus causes them so that you dont have the sexual temptation to do stuff your not suppose to Me: (scared for life) |
:haha: :haha: JESUS CAUSES WET DREAMS WTF. |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rose
:haha: :haha: JESUS CAUSES WET DREAMS WTF. |
Say it in spanish it's that much better lol I'm not even gonna say half the other my parents have said. lol except this one Dad: You see these 2 fingers right here son? (points to index and middle) Me: Ya... Dad: Those two will make a girl do whatever you want. Me: :( :wtf: *ihatemylife* |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
Say it in spanish it's that much better lol I'm not even gonna say half the other my parents have said. lol except this one Dad: You see these 2 fingers right here son? (points to index and middle) Me: Ya... Dad: Those two will make a girl do whatever you want. Me: :( :wtf: *ihatemylife* |
:haha: omfg that's terrible. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by gypsygirl
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
guess it sounds like it huh? i should of just told ben to fck off or just left well enough alone.
lesson learned :p |
If it makes you feel any better.. i enjoy many drugs as well :D
Well..... not really, i look down upon those who use them
:crazy: :eyespop: :disbelief :clown: |
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