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| coolestrl |
Date: 2008-02-07, 12:06PM EST
Hi!
We were on the RED local line, I got on at 14th Street, you were already on the train. I got off at Columbia University 116th. Around 5PM. It was very crowded and you were behind me. We talked awkardly while you were still behind my back, pushed into each other. I told you I hate being an undergrad, we connected. You eneded up fingering me while no one else was noticing. I didn't get your full e-mail. If you see this, let me know. I hope you do! I miss you.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/566032112.html |
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| SkyHigh |
whats a JO ?
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| Theresa |
I lolled at this:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/697782542.html
SLIGHTLY DISGRUNTLED DIRT: nevermind
Date: 2008-05-27, 9:01PM PDT
NEVERMIND! Dirt changed dirt's mind. Dirt is too afraid of craigslist strangers to give out dirt's address. Dirt will just suck it up and spread around the yard, sometime... soon. (Oh who is dirt kidding? Dirt will live in the driveway for months). But NEVERMIND. And thank you anyway for the nice emails, except for those of you who were spooky, creepy and/or really insane.
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Hello.
I am dirt.
See?
I need to move out of the driveway. I'm not really that much dirt. Just what was left over after digging fence post holes.
Could you haul me away? Far, far away?
I am in Wedgwood. That's just North of the Univ of Washington a bit.
I will pay one person $20 to haul me off. Please?
Someone emailed me for my measurements. That's kind of a personal question, but I guess we're friends, right? I'm about a 6ftx8ftx3ft pile, but only in the center. I'm pretty small around the edges.
Thanks in advance.
Yours truly,
Pile of Dirt
P.S. I am slightly disgruntled because some people cannot read. I am only dirt. I only have $20. It's not like I'm mud or fancy rocks. I'm just dirt. DIRT CHEAP. Please don't waste dirt's time by emailing dirt and asking for more money. DIRT isn't here to subsidize your craigslist lifestyle. Dirt just wants to be gone. |
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| tubularbills |
^^^
LOLOLOLOL wicked awesome:haha: :haha: |
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| The17sss |
Why do you despise me? - w4m
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Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-05-27, 12:07AM EDT
T or TCW - you know who you are. Why do you despise me? You keep coming back but sometimes you have pure venom in your voice when you talk to me. I have done NOTHING but tried to love you. Maybe that's why you hate...me trying so hard to please you. Seeing me as weak and subservient. NO MORE! I have offered myself to you completely and unconditionally and you have hid things from me and talked to me like I am the lowest and dumbest person in the world. My willingness to please you has fueled your sadistic need to manipulate me. I am not the weak, broken victim that you think I perceive myself as. Try me. I am stronger than you think and will walk away when I've had enough! I am close and have almost had enough of your abusive, superior and condescending attitude towards me. And by the way...I faked it....EVERY single time!
PostingID: 696303112
Why do you despise me? - w4m |
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| StanVoid |
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say. |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say. |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Fl@k Monkey |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
...doing the most private of private things?
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say. |
ROFL .. Win!? |
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| bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by The17sss
Try me. I am stronger than you think and will walk away when I've had enough! I am close and have almost had enough of your abusive, superior and condescending attitude towards me. And by the way...I faked it....EVERY single time!
PostingID: 696303112
Why do you despise me? - w4m |
lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a ing dumb bitch. |
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by coolestrl
Date: 2008-02-07, 12:06PM EST
Hi!
We were on the RED local line, I got on at 14th Street, you were already on the train. I got off at Columbia University 116th. Around 5PM. It was very crowded and you were behind me. We talked awkardly while you were still behind my back, pushed into each other. I told you I hate being an undergrad, we connected. You eneded up fingering me while no one else was noticing. I didn't get your full e-mail. If you see this, let me know. I hope you do! I miss you.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/566032112.html |
What kind of whore lets some stranger on the subway stick his finger in thier holiest of holies?
FFS!!! No wonder 25% of y'all have HPV! |
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| Dr. DAS |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a ing dumb bitch. |
You smell that, too? |
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| The17sss |
| quote: | Originally posted by bas
lol she's so gonna stay with that guy. what a ing dumb bitch. |
exactly. The hard talk is hilarious because she's essentially saying, "come back and abuse me some more" |
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