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Alright, who did it? (pg. 5)
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| Silky Johnson |
| That depends: how much do I have to pay you to do it? |
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| Slylee |
no chach. ur x'd off the map.
and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
That depends: how much do I have to pay you to do it? |
You can pay me in beer.
How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no chach. ur x'd off the map.
and u know what kind of pizza im getting? the kind that you're not gonna eat. |
Time for you to get a watch! :stongue: :stongue:
Oh wait...
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| Slylee |
omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke?
"yo dude, i need so and so's number"
i give it to him.
2 min. later
"yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"
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| nchs09 |
| Did you know that the male dolphine can have sex outside of the water for up to an hour? |
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| Renzo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
How bout this, we'll shove a bunch of air in your first, (you have a speculum?) and make a hole at the bottom of the can, shove it in real quick and then I'll pop the top and shotgun it right out of your snatch. |
Oh man, I remember when I used to do that to girls. Made second grade so much fun. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
omg why do people always wanna stop by my apt with coke?
"yo dude, i need so and so's number"
i give it to him.
2 min. later
"yo dude, can i stop by your house i need to use the internet and mine is down. i lost all my contacts in my phone and i need to access my email"
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So what you're saying is, you're gonna blast some Farley's and then everyone to death??!!
ARE YOU FROM SPACE????? |
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| Slylee |
| lol no way i already committed to breakfast & beach plans tomorrow with momma dukes. there's no way i'm doing blow right now. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Holy , I'm sorry about that. I'm pretty sure I saw that in a non-pornographic movie once. |
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| Renzo |
| Just one line...just one line |
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