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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
why do indians smell funny? |
Crooked noses.
What is the theory of relativity? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Crooked noses.
What is the theory of relativity? |
the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage....
what is string theory? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the theory that your mother and your father are related outside marriage....
what is string theory? |
The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence.
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
The idea that you clearly MUST have eaten a piece of yarn yesterday, based on current evidence.
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
slightly faster than that of a laden one......
what do you call nuts on your chin? |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
slightly faster than that of a laden one......
what do you call nuts on your chin? |
Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh.
Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Ahglhgulu hggluahg hgh ghghuuhgh.
Cape Town ey? Whereabout the UK is that? |
the part with all naggers.........
why does fiber make you regular? |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the part with all naggers.........
why does fiber make you regular? |
Your momma! :conf: |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zoso
Your momma! :conf: |
there is a big difference between smart ass and stupid........ congratulations on the promotion to captain of the fail boat.......
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
the part with all naggers.........
why does fiber make you regular? |
Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf.
What is Dave Dresden up to these days? |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Because fiber knows that I prefer that over decaf.
What is Dave Dresden up to these days? |
Who Cares, he produces anyways....
why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants.... |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
Who Cares, he produces anyways....
why does my boss always hire horribly unatractive admin assistants.... |
Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it.
Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread? |
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| smakmagik |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
Because he learned from you that if he's going to hire employees who aren't competent enough to spell, he should at least get some BJs out of it.
Why is nobody else participating in this sweet sweet thread? |
I have diabetes.
What is an oxymoron? |
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