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Simple things that cause you retard moments. (pg. 2)
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cloudburst
when people say "you're welcome" I say it too, instead of "thank you". |
Not necessarily that specific statement, but I'm the same way. I can type like a manbeast, and pwn quite well at essays, arguments, and other forms of written material. But when you ask me to think on my feet with my voice, I'm absolutely stutter heavy and retarded. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
Not necessarily that specific statement, but I'm the same way. I can type like a manbeast, and pwn quite well at essays, arguments, and other forms of written material. But when you ask me to think on my feet with my voice, I'm absolutely stutter heavy and retarded. |
i'm the opposite. i'm like the queen of witty comebacks in conversation. whether it be a serious fight or a battle of sarcasm among friends. |
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i'm the opposite. i'm like the queen of witty comebacks in conversation. whether it be a serious fight or a battle of sarcasm among friends. |
I read your post over and over until I realized I could make this post. /slow thinking on his feet |
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| Slylee |
I’ll never forget I was in blockbuster one night a few years ago with my ex, just minding my own business trying to pick out a movie. Well this really whitetrash fat chick kept giving me dirty looks as she passed me by in the store.
Anyway, it was really apparent that she was being a total hater for whatever reason. I just pretended like I didn’t even notice her there. Well…we get up to the line and I’m talking w/ my bf and she literally says something under her breath like “shut the up” or something. I looked at her and said, “I’m sorry, you weren’t just talking to me were you” and she couldn’t even look me in the eye and she kept running her mouth. I said something to the effect of, “What the hell gave you the impression that I was talking to you? Mind your own damn business”. My bf is cracking up at this point and I’m kinda laughing too…but more in like an “Are you fn kidding me?” type of laugh. As she is walking out of the door she says her final diss to me which was, “Why don’t you EAT SOMETHING you skinny bitch” to which I replied, “haha why don’t you eat something for me….oh , looks like you already did!”
Even the store clerk started cracking up. |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by iammesol
Not necessarily that specific statement, but I'm the same way. I can type like a manbeast, and pwn quite well at essays, arguments, and other forms of written material. But when you ask me to think on my feet with my voice, I'm absolutely stutter heavy and retarded. |
Cocaine is the . |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
I’ll never forget I was in blockbuster one night a few years ago with my ex, just minding my own business trying to pick out a movie. Well this really whitetrash fat chick kept giving me dirty looks as she passed me by in the store.
Anyway, it was really apparent that she was being a total hater for whatever reason. I just pretended like I didn’t even notice her there. Well…we get up to the line and I’m talking w/ my bf and she literally says something under her breath like “shut the up” or something. I looked at her and said, “I’m sorry, you weren’t just talking to me were you” and she couldn’t even look me in the eye and she kept running her mouth. I said something to the effect of, “What the hell gave you the impression that I was talking to you? Mind your own damn business”. My bf is cracking up at this point and I’m kinda laughing too…but more in like an “Are you fn kidding me?” type of laugh. As she is walking out of the door she says her final diss to me which was, “Why don’t you EAT SOMETHING you skinny bitch” to which I replied, “haha why don’t you eat something for me….oh , looks like you already did!”
Even the store clerk started cracking up. |
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| BTG |
| i forget long division. :wtf: |
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| Bubble Boy |
| mr grandma crushes snails it is the most insulting thing you can do. |
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| Tilo |
| I sometimes forget how old I am(the years). |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bubble Boy
mr grandma crushes snails it is the most insulting thing you can do. |
Indeed |
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| inconspicuous |
| I have to use mapquest for everything. I can find my way to anything in downtown Chicago, but outside of that city, I am horrible with directions. |
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