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Funny Facebook stories............. (pg. 2)
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
my limited profile has almost nothing... it'll be too obvious that I want to hide stuff. |
Dood I have limited profile for lots of people on my facebook they cant see ....Atleast your boss wont think that your ignoring him just add him he wont be able to see most of the important stuff that you dont want to share.......Plus I would never add my boss I know he has a facebook account but Hey If I need a day off and I told him its family emergency next thing he would ask me next day " So was your uncle's funeral was held at Guvernment Night Club.......How was it? "
In your case its different he added you so put the sucker on limited profile. |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
I don't do drugs nor drink excessively... just lots of stupid in my profile. |
lol I wasn't inferring you did, but it was just an example. The point was, don't allow your boss to see your intricate details of your life. |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
In your case its different he added you so put the sucker on limited profile. |
a few days after, many co-workers added me and started commenting on all the girls friends i have and the wife... ing pedos, most of them are way too young for them.:p |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
a few days after, many co-workers added me and started commenting on all the girls friends i have and the wife... ing pedos, most of them are way too young for them.:p |
Just ing delete them or edit your limited profile and make it more hardcore for them to see anything and use teh excuse that your wife changed the password for your facebook because she think you're flirting with random girls.So you have no access to your own facebook. |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
Sarcasm bro......She would be like how the did this guy know about my c-section and baby we havent talked once. |
| quote: | 1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2 a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b: the use or language of sarcasm |
You seem to misunderstand the use of the term "sarcasm". It simply doesn't fit here. |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
You seem to misunderstand the use of the term "sarcasm". It simply doesn't fit here. |
Nigga Please........Its 4:38pm on monday and I trying to keep myself awake @ work.
Thank you for letting me know that or else all my life I would have been under the impression that it meant something else. |
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| malek |
| quote: | Originally posted by UmmiE
Just ing delete them or edit your limited profile and make it more hardcore for them to see anything and use teh excuse that your wife changed the password for your facebook because she think you're flirting with random girls.So you have no access to your own facebook. |
Is it possible to create groups and put only guys and ugly femals in them... then to give access only to that group in my limited profile??
that'll teach them:stongue: :stongue: |
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| UmmiE |
| quote: | Originally posted by malek
Is it possible to create groups and put only guys and ugly femals in them... then to give access only to that group in my limited profile??
that'll teach them:stongue: :stongue: |
Not sure just play around with it I usually only go on facebook when I get something in the email saying that " Sue farted today at 12:15pm ". |
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| nefardec |
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts
one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.
We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"
People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.
The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.
Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.
About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.
So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to ing this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed :p |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts
one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.
We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"
People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.
The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.
Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.
About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.
So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to ing this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed :p |
That's amusing. :toothless
I miss '04 FB. :( |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by nefardec
so, way back when, when facebook was limited to a select number of universities, my friend and I made a slew of fake accounts
one of them was a girl named "Sara Beth Peterson". We completely invented her and stole a bunch of pics from some girl's myspace to flesh it out.
We said that she was from a high school in new jersey and friended a bunch of people that would have been her classmates, sending messages like "Hi, I'm Sara, remember we used to sit next to each other in 11th grade english class?"
People would genuinely try to remember or bring up other memories and we'd go along.
The amount of messages and pokes she got from random creepy guys was astounding.
Then we made a facebook group called "I love to Shop". This was way back when facebook was very basic and easy to hack, so I wrote a php script that mass invited hundreds of college girls who listed shopping as an interest into a facebook group.
About 500 joined. Then I changed the name to "I slept with mark Harvey", this random gimp with green hair that we discovered on facebook.
So then about 500 prissy girls officially belonged to a group devoted to ing this gimp, and they gradually trickled away to about 300 who I don't believe ever realized the name had changed :p |
win. /thread |
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